You are guilty of being "that girl" if you can answer yes to any of the following:
1. You have woken up with absolutely no idea where your purse, keys, or cell phone are...and possibly your clothes as well
2. You have ever believed that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling wildly while yelling WHOO HOO is truly the most original and sexy dance move ever
3. You have ever randomly decided to kick someone's ass...and honestly believed you do could it...possibly even throwing in a "bitch, i ain't playing...
4. You ever looked in the mirror during one of your multiple trips to the bathroom and realized you now look more like a homeless person/hooker than the gorgeous goddess you did several hours earlier
5. You have ever dropped your 2:00 am hamburger/taco/pizza/sub, etc. (which you ate regardless of whether there was actually any motivating hunger) on the floor and, without the least bit of reserve picked it up again and continued eating it
6. You have ever cried and told everyone that you lovvveeee them sooooooo much.
7. You have ever looked at the clock and realized that you have less than 3 hours before work or your first class
8. You have ever had a deep conversation with the geek sitting next to you in which you decided that you would change your attitude on life and vowed to hang out with him...what was his name again?
9. you have ever flirted with someone more than 15 years older than you...even if it was only to get a drink
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance has become strangely overwhelming.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and convince yourself that you look exotically sexy.
12. You've ever suddenly taken up smoking and worked really hard at looking like you are a natural smoker
13. You yell at the bartender who (you think) is cheating you by giving you only your mixer when really you just can no longer taste the vodka
14. You thought you fell asleep in your bed only to wake up on the kitchen floor...or even in the hallway
15. You can be heard from across the room and you start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY OR ANYTHING, but..."
16. You fail to notice the toilet seat is down while peeing
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling moves
18. You're so tired you just sit down wherever..whether it be the middle of the row, the floor, etc. and take a quick nap
19. You begin leaving the button open on your button fly pants because not only has it gotten too hard to undo but the time between bathroom trips has become so incredibly brief that it really doesn't make sense to expend the energy of buttoning them again...and it saves time away from your drink
20. You take off your shoes because it is really their fault that you are having problems walking
21. You have danced on stage with a band...with or without molesting the singer/drummer/guitarist
22. You have ever woken up to the sight of an unknown poster of scarface wondering strangely how it got on your wall...only to realize by the person next to you that you are not in your room
23. You have ever woken up with strange bruises that you may or may not have inflicted upon yourself
24. You have ever attempted to utilize an imaginary object...whether it be "the ball," an imaginary dance partner, or even just a chair that you swore you saw there
25. You have ever gone through your entire phone book calling everyone you can possibly find...including your mother and all your ex-boyfriends
26. No matter what anyone says you are convinced that you are not too drunk...and you use your best self control to attempt to lessen the slurring of your words all the while knowing that you sound absolutely ridiculous...and you become immensely offended if anyone even slightly implies that you are being "that girl"...only to wake up the next morning with the full knowledge that last night, without a doubt, you were "that girl"
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