TEAM FUN-damentals (in foro interno):
To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my throat cut across, my tongue taken out by the most savage of jungle cats, and with my body buried in the sands of the sea at low-water mark, where the tide ebbs and flows twice in twenty four hours and far out of the sight of any lifeguards, be they sexy or not, should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn Oath to the Fun Bats:
1. Therefore, to the utmost of my power, I shall and will keep my hands to myself
2. I do further declare that I will keep my nose clean using the most expedient measures.
3. Under no circumstances will I bring in outside food.
4. I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly and openly, against all wet blankets, nay-sayers, stick-in-the-muds, and busibodies
And of which I do swear by All Things Fun, to go out and haveth a Good Time. (read less)

TEAM FUN-damentals (in foro interno):
To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my throat cut across, my tongue taken out by the most savage of jungle cats, and with my body buried in the sands of the sea at low-water mark, where the tide ebbs and flows twice in twenty four hours and far out of the sight of any lifeguards, be... (read more)