- Category:
- Entertainment & Arts - Television
- Description:
- "Pl-pl-please put... please... please put your items in the bagging area... have you scanned or swiped your Club--"
"DAMMIT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY, IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO HURT. THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY."
"Pl-please wait for assistance--"
"SONOFABITCH!!!!!"
BANG. - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
Lynsey
If Jack Bauer shopped at Tesco, he'd destroy the self-service machines
Join- Name:
- If Jack Bauer shopped at Tesco, he'd destroy the self-service machines
- Category:
- Entertainment & Arts - Television
- Description:
- "Pl-pl-please put... please... please put your items in the bagging area... have you scanned or swiped your Club--"
"DAMMIT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY, IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO HURT. THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY."
"Pl-please wait for assistance--"
"SONOFABITCH!!!!!"
BANG. - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
- News:
- Jack Bauer has 675 points on his Clubcard but he's too hard to redeem them.
When Jack Bauer bought a Tesco steak which went off well before its sell by date, Jack killed seven members of staff, left three critically wounded and kidnapped the manager, who was taken back to the CTU interrogation room and injected with painful chemicals for 4 hours.
Jack was paid £3.17 compensation. Tesco learned a valuable lesson - when Jack Bauer hasn't eaten for 24 hours, nobody fucks with his dinner.
