We awake to the sound of our own theme music.
We take long showers with water far too hot for mortal men.
Instead of milk we pour liquid awesome on our cereal. (some of us use soy awesome)
We unwind after a long day by performing feats of awsomeness that boggle the minds of the masses (like derailing trains with our minds, or shifting the earth's tectonic plates with one hand)
We are responsible for 9 out of 10 major technological achievements in the past 100 years, and 38% of all natural disasters. (they deserved it)
We are among you.
We are awesome, it's a fact! (read less)

We awake to the sound of our own theme music.
We take long showers with water far too hot for mortal men.
Instead of milk we pour liquid awesome on our cereal. (some of us use soy awesome)
We unwind after a long day by performing feats of awsomeness that boggle the minds of the masses (like derailing trains with our minds, or shifting the earth's tectonic plates with one hand)
We are responsible for 9 out of 10 major technological achievements in the past 100 years, and 38% of all natural... (read more)