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- Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Jack Bauer doesn't cross the line. Jack Bauer is the line.
Jack Bauer shot himself 10 times just to prove that 50 Cent is a wuss.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, "besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
Jack Bauer could get off the LOST island in 24 hours.
Drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is Jack's preferred method of travel - otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar. Jack Bauer is going to find out why.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
Jack Bauer has sex with men, he’s not gay it’s just that he has run out of women.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Wilt Chamberlin has been quoted saying he has slept with over 2,000 women in his lifetime. Jack Bauer calls this a slow Tuesday.
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his Dependants.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer"
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.
Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
Jack would never have given up the wet list. Noone takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make it drink.
The only reason Santa Claus can deliver presents to every child in the world in 24 hours is Jack Bauer.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
God said, "let there be light"
And Jack Bauer said " say please."
Jesus died and rose again in three days. Whatever, Jack Bauer rose from the dead in less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas. (read less)Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Jack Bauer doesn't cross the line. Jack Bauer is the line.
Jack Bauer shot himself 10 times just to prove that 50 Cent is a wuss.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
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- Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Jack Bauer doesn't cross the line. Jack Bauer is the line.
Jack Bauer shot himself 10 times just to prove that 50 Cent is a wuss.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, "besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
Jack Bauer could get off the LOST island in 24 hours.
Drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is Jack's preferred method of travel - otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar. Jack Bauer is going to find out why.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
Jack Bauer has sex with men, he’s not gay it’s just that he has run out of women.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Wilt Chamberlin has been quoted saying he has slept with over 2,000 women in his lifetime. Jack Bauer calls this a slow Tuesday.
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his Dependants.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer"
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.
Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
Jack would never have given up the wet list. Noone takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make it drink.
The only reason Santa Claus can deliver presents to every child in the world in 24 hours is Jack Bauer.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
God said, "let there be light"
And Jack Bauer said " say please."
Jesus died and rose again in three days. Whatever, Jack Bauer rose from the dead in less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas. (read less)Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Jack Bauer doesn't cross the line. Jack Bauer is the line.
Jack Bauer shot himself 10 times just to prove that 50 Cent is a wuss.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When a convicted terrorist was... (read more) - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
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