After finding the american group 30 reasons a girl should call it a night and finding it funny but too american eg ya'll instead of you all we decided to make our own. we all know english girls are the best at getting drunk and making a fool out of themselves anyway...hope u enjoy xx
THIS GROUP IS FOR LADIES/GIRLS/SLUTS ONLY!
PLEASE DO NOT INVITE MEN/BOYS/MALE SLAGS!
1. It becomes ok to Wee in the street/ behind trees/ behind cars/ down alley ways often resulting in pissy shoes which you and your friends find hilarious.
2. Kebabs, pizzas, burgers are the best thing you've eaten in your life.
3. You light your cigerrette the wrong way round.
4. You try your hardest to be quiet when you get home only to knock everything in your path over, fall up the stairs, smash a glass, keep saying shhhh but so loudly you end up being louder than anyone else.
5. You are sick in pub/club toilets only to come out feeling refreshed and ready to drink more.
6. It becomes normal to snog all of your female friends.
7. You become scarily paranoid and accuse your bloke of fancying all your friends, staring at other girls and cheating on you.
8. You insist on pouting in photos thinking you look hot only to resemble a catfish.
9. You form what you think is an everlasting friendship with doormen and taxidrivers.
10. All your morals on one night stands go out the window.
11. Walking home on your own seems an ok idea.
12. Its suddenly fine to start removing items of clothing.
13. Your worst enemies suddenly become your new best friends.
14. You insist on telling all your friends how much you love them, and on having a group hug. Only to end up on the floor.
15. You can withstand the cold and any pain.
16. You manage to lose your phone/bag/purse at least 20 times, only to find it was next to you all along.
17. You fall asleep and wake up fully clothed with all your makeup on.
18. You drop your phone down the toilet/ in your drink.
19. You start singing at the top of your voice to all of the songs in the club while dancing and thinking you look so hot.
20. You think it is a good idea to take off your shoes in the club/ on the walk home.
21. Your skirt ends up back to front/ tucked into your knickers.
22. You singe your eyelashes with your lighter.
23. You have the same conversation about 10 times with the same person.
24. You text/phone your ex to tell him you miss him.
25. You are trying to gyrate sexily on the dancefloor but can't keep your balance and keep banging into randomers.
26. You suddenly start to find the ugly boring man trying to chat you up charming and highly attractive.
27. You end up with more drink down your clothes than you actually managed to drink.
28. You meet new people full of enthuasiam only to forget their name 2 minutes later.
29. You think it is fun to write on each other with lipliner/ eye liner.
30. You think you can fight the world but end up falling out with your friends, randomers and yourself.
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