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Category:: Common Interest - Philosophy
Description:: If you get anything less than an A in ANY school subject, your parents are gonna kick your ass because anything less than an A wont get you into university, and you won't be able to become a successful doctor, lawyer, engineer, etc. Congratulations, you have asian failed; Join the club and find solace and comfort among your kind!

ASIAN PERCENTAGES FOR THE KIDS
100-93 - "YES!....phew"
92-86 - "this is generally okay!"
85-80 - "damnit!"
70-80 - "aw shit!"
60-70 - "Oh fuck! Do we have to get this test signed?"
50-60 - Jump off a bridge or go home?
<50? - lol you dead.

ASIAN PERCENTAGES FOR THE PARENTS
>100 - "that's okay, i guess."
99-91 - "why no perfect? quick, go get extra credit!"
90-80 - "no TV for you until you finish studying!"
79-70 - "no dinner for you tonight! you can eat your bad marks and see how they taste!"
< 69? - they don't even talk to you and/or simply kill you.

Where is your asian fail? Share your thoughts on what percentage you consider an asian fail, and what percentage YOUR PARENTS consider as an asian fail.

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If you get anything less than an A in ANY school subject, your parents are gonna kick your ass because anything less than an A wont get you into university, and you won't be able to become a successful doctor, lawyer, engineer, etc. Congratulations, you have asian failed; Join the club and find solace and comfort among your kind!

ASIAN PERCENTAGES FOR THE KIDS
100-93 - "YES!....phew"
92-86 - "this is generally okay!"
85-80 - "damnit!"
70-80 - "aw shit!"
60-70 - "Oh fuck! Do we have... (read more)
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