The British are infinitely superior to the Americans
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All the reasons why it's better to live on the east side of the Atlantic!

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill

"War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography."

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All the reasons why it's better to live on the east side of the Atlantic!

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill

"War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography."

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/Americans%2Bare%2BNOT%2Bstupid/video/x19aqw_americans-are-not-stupid-with-subti

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What is so very wrong with that country:

1) They have the peculiar impression that their country is actually a worthwhile place. Naively patriotic idiots. We hate our country, and ourselves, and our government, and everything.

2) They elected George Bush. GEORGE BUSH. TWICE! About they stupidest bastard ever to take charge of a country! This is what happens if you give democracy to idiots!

3) They don't give a crap about the rest of the world, yet when something happens to them, it's an atrocious crime. Self righteous bastards.

4) They know nothing of a world outside their own borders. 90% can't find Iraq on a World Map. Self obsessed morons.

5) Their 'intelligence'. 1000 Americans a day go to airports without their passports..... most of them think the World Series involves the whole world etc.etc. Oh and 10% can't find AMERICA on a world map! (sigh)

6) They claim to have 'saved our ass' in two wars. Before anyone tries to claim this:

WW1: they gave us almost no help, and only joined when the Germans sank many of their ships and tried to persuade the Mexicans to invade Texas

WW2: they refused to join, left us to deal with Hitler, and gave us no help. They SOLD us help, but that wrecked our economy after the war, which is why we're no longer a superpower. Then they joined the war because Japan attacked THEM and Germany declared war on THEM.

7) America 'culture'. Enough said.

8) If it's to do with anyone else they're rabid isolationists, if it concerns them, (or there's oil) they act as international policemen. And pretty useless policemen.

9) Considering they're the richest country in the world, they do a pretty shit job. Their education clearly hasn't produced too many intelliegent people, and healthcare is perfectly nice so long as you have plenty of money.

10) They've screwed the English language up beyond belief. Their pointless spellings, particularly their decision to spell everything with 'z' rather than an 's', together with their absurd pronunciation, do not deserve the right to be called 'English'.

11) We have the ability to appreciate irony, thus making our sense of humour far superior.

12) Because theyre so self-obsessed they have no concept of foreign cultures, and don't know much about foreigners full stop. This also makes many more of them than us xenophobic and racist. Where was the KKK formed??

13) Their ridiculous obsession with the 'constitootion' is unbelievably annoying...

14) The British are able to do american accents, but the americans are INCAPABLE of doing British accents.

15) They are convinced that being Americans, they are always right.

16) 2000 election. The governer of the close state, Florida, was Bush's BROTHER, the guy who first called it for him on Fox news was his COUSIN, and the person in charge of counting the votes was also IN CHARGE OF HIS CAMPAIGN. Not to mention to fact that even with this, Gore still won more votes overall, but because of the weird American election system, Bush was elected.

17) American 'beer', more accurately described as diluted cat piss, which you have to be 21 to drink anyway!

18) Contrary to what all Americans seem to think, the internet is NOT an American invention. They seem to have a habit of stealing credit for things they didn't invent.

19) In most states anyone can buy and carry a gun. Which surprises me, because I can't understand who would give people of their intelligence anything even semi-lethal. All that happens is that 70,000 Americans are shot every year.

20) Who killed JFK?

21) Please stop fucking up our planet. Burning fossil fuels and blowing things up really isn't fucking productive.


*WALL OF SHAME*: WHAT THEY SAY IN THEIR DEFENCE:

at least we have a flag that stands for honor and respect and when all else fails we will always have that. and jsut o clear up one of your not so amazing point about hating america. the only legal way to dispose of a flag is to burn it. respect thing again. - Clairee Richard

"you are all a bunch of sissy bitches that would rather have a nut chopped off than have your pink polo wrinkled." - Grant Joseph

facebook is American...and you're all fat. - Lia Cairone

And your statement that the United States has no culture is absurd. What do you call all the various styles of music that comes from the United States that British bands like the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Clash all imitate? - Michael Marchewka

Freedom is not conditional; it is limitless. Right and wrong is not a clause; it is a conviction. I believe in a truly free America, where the opportunity to represent your country in government is not determined by the corporate and private funding you have.

It is the inherent right of human beings to live reasonably, but when one group hates another, that cannot happen.

The land of the free and the home of the brave is neither of those when humans cannot peacefully enter this country legally and must resort to doing so illegally. If we do not accept them, we are not the land of the free, and our people are cowardly.

Americans are neither oppressors or cowardly; we are both free and brave. However, we must continually demonstrate those qualities and achieve goodness in order to remain that country of which we are so proud.

So put this on your "stupid things Americans say" board. I dare you. - Zach 'I'm not an idealist' Schultz

Are you an anti-American? - Lindsay Jones

u need to learn ur own language because sarcasm and hypopcrate dont intertwine in the thesaurus. - Mike Russell

"im joining this group for the sole purporse to remind everyone from britian that this group is complete bullshit"--Kyle Eddins
~brilliant argument in ur defence, Kyle~

since we DO have a multi-national race, it even more increases the idea that there should be one culture in the world today, which should be modern culture. With people coming from all around the world, grouping people by their cultures and traditions would be killing the whole plan of peace, since everyone wants to be equal. And yes, as I said we do need to improve our education system... But with people like Bill Gate's every now and then... who needs them? :D lol. Right Hong Kong has the most intelligent people though from IQ scores? Or was it South Korea? (too lazy to check) - Xavier Jack Selman

Omg plzzzz go out get a life, stop fighting a loosing battle!!!!!!!! SOooooooo pointless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw all countries have CO2 emissions all countries contain cars and factories and so on and so forth. Do you really think is America banned theres the world would suddenly be ok?? - Annie "good grammar" Elphick

yea thats why were in iraq to form a decomcracy for them? thats why when the tsunami diaster in asia we just decided to drop everything and donate loads of money? yea and try that were still rebuilding ground zero and being greatly affected by iraq..but yea its cool..what have you done to help everyone else? - Pete

ANTONIA
i have to say that your tatoo is absolutely hideous.
good luck dealing with your HIV, asshole.

how intelligent. =) - Amanda Abram

am i a farm laborer? no.
am i from the south? no.
am i prejudiced? no.
am i narrow minded? maybe.
but that still doesnt give you the right to disrespect the US, thats jsut childish.
now, let me ask you, do you think the burning of an american flag, for shits and giggles, should be tolerated by US citizens? mmmmm, i dont think so. thats what really got me. you british think you're all high and mighty cause your country is older and better but in reality, its just as good if not lower than the US. and as for the ''tube'' bombings that kid was talking about, that doesnt happen on the subway here. yeah people get shot and stabbed, but its not as big of a deal as a bomb is. - Jamie Conk


Britain has been around since something like the 1400's. The USA was created in the 1800's, nearly 400 years later.
-shawn crawford

I could have taken world history, but hey, I was busy. - shawn crawford

my problem with britain is that you have very little ethnic diversity - Ben Zifkin

Most governments are corrupt. Get over it, at least we have food, water and a computer. - Dave Holder

you do realize that the fittest people and most athletic generally are americans. - Ibukun O

at least we Americans pronounce the 'R' in a word like "car," - Edward Sanville

(this is one of my favourites, Mark lol)
The only real beer is from Belgium - Christopher Luke

i never said hitler was humane, him not using gas was the only humane thing he did. He never ordered the use of gas - Christopher Luke (Banned)

...i drive a hummer and leave it running even while im not driving it just because its my god given right as an american......also baseball is the shit, and we invented soccer, thats a fact.... Jack O'Brien

just because we have freedom and the 2nd amendment doesnt mean that we blow eachother up all day. - Mike Maniero

I have every right as an american to be rude to you - Nico Bautista

How many of these kind of comments do we need until we have proved that americans are complete retards?-Mark

WWE is real - Austin Buckner (Kansas)

I now feel like i should put on a helmet and wait beside you to get on the wheelchair ramp when the short bus shows up to take you to that place you call a job. Debate/shit talk, isn't your niche. If you need suggestions as to what your life's path is, i would hafta say try taking that limp wrist of yours to a silly bar and look for the guy with the smallest teeth(i cant begin to imagine the cuts your little man has endured over the years). -Austin Buckner (if anyone can translate this for me I would be grateful)

You know 3rd world countries actually contribute much more CO2 emissions then the United States. -Nicole

"....Al Gore, ...I really do think he made up global warming." - Matt Milkovitch (Ann Arbor)

I am just a vulgar peson. Fuck is in my basic vocab. - Matt Milkovitch (Ann Arbor)

'.....despite your narrow minded vision of the United States of America which is highly in accurate and profoundly stereotypical........... I can buy a gun if I so choose and I can kill whoever the hell I want' -Kyle Silvers (feel the irony)

Did you and you fellow offspring of the flagrantly retarded sperm bank ever consider trying to get a Capital that wasn't owned by England? - Austin Buckner
(again if anyone could translate this I would be most grateful and frankly very impressed)

'America is the only country in the world that has freedom of speech' - Naz Javadi

...at least we fkkkin vote , your queen makes all your descisions... - boscocat (yahoo ID)

.... I think over the past 400 years our history is more interesting than yours.. - Blue Lawson

...it would be a better world today if the Axis had won WWII - Mike Wade... An American

yes! ... someone really said that, here it is again...

...it would be a better world today if the Axis had won WWII - Mike Wade... An American

Sleeping around makes you feel wanted - Nicole

"Screw you man,you're a big asshole. Would you like some tea with sugar mate? ( I'm saying it in you're gay british accent) You're just jelous that american are better than english men at everything, why did your superstar david beckem, or what ever his messed up name is, come to America! Because england is full of ugly people who have terrible teeth. Do you guys even brush you're teeth? Or take showers? You all are just smelly retards!" - Sammy Hamdi

"You guys are kind of dense...I see the jews now control British education too." - Mike Wade, consistent Jew hater.

"FACT: we beat your asses in the Revolutionary War.
FACT: we saved your asses in WW1
FACT: we saved your asses in WW2

BRITAINS OUR BITCHES!!" - A very original outburst from Marie Warren there.

"Some of these are from limey sources cuz they know it! British men are gay repressed pussy faggots! Our American men are the real deal and are the hottest guys in the world!

How do the bucktoothed limey women there cope? During WW2, our guys went over there and fucked your women, whereas the limey faggotboys were fuckin themselves up the ass and dying, hahaha" - "college educated" Marie Warren. You would never have guessed.

"Charlotte, guns is a good thing! It originates from our pioneering heritage, protecting your land and FAMILY! "People kill" people, not the guns. If there's no guns humans use knives etc..The only reason America is still free is because no country would attempt to fight a people who bear arms in abundance! Guns LOWER crime!" - I take it the average of 30,000 firearms deaths a year in America mean nothing to Marie then, eh?

"the English accent. You all sound the same..you do live on a little worthless island, right?" - yes, Nathaniel Smith, everyone in England has the same accent. NOTE THE SARCASM.

"If I find out my sister is dating some black man, I'd beat him within an inch of his life and, just when he thinks I spared him his life, tear him apart and throw him in the fire. Noone will threaten what's been passed down to me. It's our duty to protect and preserve our ancestry" - racist scum, Nathaniel Smith.

'whatever most americans know its in scottland or whatever' - Walker Beyl (USA) regarding where is London

"World War II did not start when Germany invaded Poland, it started when Britain and France DECLARED WAR on Germany for invading Poland a few days after. So you DID start it, you fucking lowlifes. And likewise, World War I would not have been a world war had Britain and France not belligerently declared one." Johnny Winn

"queen elizibeth is the stupidest bitch and has a hairy bush" Dan Bentivenga (St. John Vianney High School)

We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. - sarah ann scott (a real stupid one)

"Our children are ‘tards…so what? They are heavily armed tards and in the history of firearms, has anyone ever outsmarted a bullet? Some nations spend countless hours dreaming of Utopian solutions to our problems, others play Halo. Who do you think is going to rule the post Apocalyptic world?"

How does it feel, Americans, to have so many people laughing at you?