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SEASON FINALE! 4 NEWEST EPISODES 4/15/07

The following takes place on Wednesday, April 11, the day of the ASUC elections:

6AM to 2AM can be found here: http://berkeleybauer.blogspot.com/

2AM to 3AM:
Joe Rothberg continued down his leg of the tunnel. Although dark, Joe used his superior vision to dart down the tunnel without hesitation. From behind him he heard an explosion. He looked behind and saw the tunnel colapse. He had no choice but to push on forward.

Andy Ratto reached the end of his tunnel. He came out on campus and knew that if Student Action had come out of here they were long gone. He decided the only thing he could do is go back to SQUELCH! headquarters and wait.

Andy Morris was still deep below the University. He heard voices ahead of him and knew that he was within reach of Student Action. He proceeded with caution as he reached the end of the tunnel. He figured he was somewhere below lower Sproul. He saw that the Student Action chair was talking to one of the UC regents and decide to wait until their conversation was over.

Rothberg reached the end of his tunnel and saw the Student Action senators alone in a room. He couldn't hear them completely, but he could clearly hear repeated words such as "victory" and "final plan". He knew he would have to either wait for them to leave or confront them on his own because there was no way he could return through the tunnel in which he came.

The Student Action chair left the room but the UC Regent stayed. Soon, a young woman wearing a blue shirt entered the room and started performing what can only be described as lewd acts on the regent. When she was done, the Regent smiled and said, "I will do what i can to make sure victory is yours."

Morris and Rothberg, each in their respective tunnels, both decided at the same time that they had no choice but to intervene.

3am to 4am:
Joe Rothberg pulled out an explosive and threw it into the room of senators. The explosion went off and knocked the Student Action senators down. Rothberg entered the room and began shooting.

The Student Action senators were not able to react in time. Within minutes Rothberg had managed to kill every single one of the senators. He breathed a sigh of relief: the current Student Action regime was no more. However, the Student Action members running for senate were still out there but had unfortunately stayed on the side lines and thus there was no legal rational for attacking them. But Rothberg knew that most of the people who had been responsible for the horrific attacks of the day were now dead.

Andy Ratto was doing what he does best: filing cases. He had just finished a charge sheet that had enough evidence to disqualify the entire Student Action slate from the election. He called the elections council chair and explained the case.

Andy Morris entered the room where the UC regent and student action member were. They looked at him and drew their weapons but were not quick enough to prevent Morris from shootong and killing them both. Hearing the noise, the Student Action chair entered the room. She saw Morris and quickly put her hands in the air. Morris was about to shoot her when he recieved a phone call.

"Morris, it's Ratto. Take the student action chair alive and bring her to the judicial council. We have a case against her and we're going to win!"

Morris handcuffed the student action chair and walked with her over to the judicial council.

4am to 5 am:
The judicial council was sitting wait for the defendant to arrive. They knew most of the facts of the case and were ready to make a controversial decision.

Andy Morris arrived with the Student Action chair.

The trial began.

The chair spoke about doing good for the Berkeley community and talked about SQUELCH!'s role in the events of the day.

But the judicial council saw through her lies.

Andy Ratto stepped up to the stand and presented the data he had taken from the Student Action computer ealier.

He proved that Student Action was responsible for the bombings of poll places earlier today as well as the murder of many students as well as the murder of Timmy Johnson. Everything had been planned out carefully but Student Action didn't expect the opposition of SQUELCH! to bring them down.

The judicial council went to discuss the case.

They came out with a decision: "We have decided that all of Student Action is guilty. The entire Student Action slate has been disqualified from all races."

The Student Action chair stood up and screamed, "If I'm going down, you're all coming with me!"

She then ran out of the room before anyone could stop her.

5am to 6am:
Andy Morris ran out of the room to chase after the Student Action chair. He followed her to lower Sproul and into the tunnel in there. She entered a room and Morris saw what looked like a bomb sitting in the center.

"Get away from that!" yelled Morris!

The Student Action chair looked at Morris and said, "You have ruined this campus forever. We were the good guys, you were the bad guys."

Morris responded, "You were the ones that took advantage of naive students to pad your resumes! You guys have raised fees without any concern for students!'

"That's not true!" yelled the Student Action chair, "We have only cared about Students! But if they don't care about us, why should we care about them?"

"What are you going to do?" asked Morris.

"This bomb is a nuclear weapon," said the chair. "It had enough power to destroy the entire University and the entire city of Berkeley!"

Morris panicked. "Get away from the weapon!"

"No!" said the chair as she rushed to detonate the device.

Morris quickly reacted and shot the Student Action chair in the chest. She slumped to the floor.

Morris quickly ran out of the building and called SQUELCH! to tell them about the nuclear weapon.

"Oh my god," said O'Connor, "Would they really have detonated that?"

"I think so," said Morris.

Andy Morris walked back to SQUELCH! headquarters needing to sleep but comforted in the fact he had done a job well done.

Below Sproul the Student Action chair stood up. She removed her bullet proof vest and walked over to the weapon.

"Goodbye Berkeley, if you don't feel you need people like me, you don't deserve to be here anymore!" She took a deep breath and pushed the detonator.

Andy Morris saw a huge flash of light and felt heat rushing towards him. He realized what had happened. In the seconds before he was obliterated, he thought to himself, "I knew it would happen eventually. The ASUC election have destroyed Berkeley once and for all."

Within seconds, the beautiful city of Berkeley and the proud University were no more.



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SEASON FINALE! 4 NEWEST EPISODES 4/15/07

The following takes place on Wednesday, April 11, the day of the ASUC elections:

6AM to 2AM can be found here: http://berkeleybauer.blogspot.com/

2AM to 3AM:
Joe Rothberg continued down his leg of the tunnel. Although dark, Joe used his superior vision to dart down the tunnel without hesitation. From behind him he heard an explosion. He looked behind and saw the tunnel colapse. He... (read more)