The Grammatically Incorrect Guide to Your Dating Life.
Have you ever wondered why you're single, or why all the boyz are actin' a fool. Do you ever try to date and realize all of the men are wearing New Jersey Nets jumpsuits and derbies with fethas?
This is the way to get a man today. It's a revolution, we've got the solution:
1. Coochie up, date up
2. Breakin' the rulez, keepin it coolz
3. Thumbs down to dating down
4. Word up to dating up
5. Thumbs up to dating up
6. Don't be pessimistic or you'll go ballistic
7. Don't clown, don't date down.
8. Don't be a twisted sister and you'll get your mister.
9. Don't let the boyz treat you like toyz.
10. Your friendz don't get the menz.
11. Act a ho and it's gotta go.
12. Buy me a drink, what do you think?
13. Be unique but not a freak.
14. If a guy's a jerk, you can't make it work.
15. Get your dance on, but keep your pant's on.
16. Lady O is the way to go (the shoutout to Oprah so our rulez get us on the showz)
17. Play it cool, don't act a fool.
18. Wear your heelz, keep it realz.
19. Let him buy you a drink, but make sure you think.
20. Keep these rulez about menz, and you'll make sure you winz.
21. If he's in LAW SCHOOL, don't be a FOOL!
22. If she's a fatty, it's okay to be catty.
22. if you don't know him, don't blow him
23. Get some balls, don't stand on the walls
24. That's some kinda awesome, you some kinda POSSUM!!!
25. Take this lesson: stop the GUESSIN'!
Itz a movement for improvement.
Sidenotez:
* If you can't rhyme on the wall, you can't write at all.
* Water boy, I'm feeling coy
* If it doesn't rhyme, don't waste the time.
* Follow the guidelines, oy uo're stuck on the sidelinez.
It's best to keep this flow, wherever you go. It's the key and you'll know where it be!
This is not about getting a man, it's about being the best that you can.
(read less)The Grammatically Incorrect Guide to Your Dating Life.
Have you ever wondered why you're single, or why all the boyz are actin' a fool. Do you ever try to date and realize all of the men are wearing New Jersey Nets jumpsuits and derbies with fethas?
This is the way to get a man today. It's a revolution, we've got the solution:
1. Coochie up, date up
2. Breakin' the rulez, keepin it coolz
3. Thumbs down to dating down
4. Word up to dating up
5. Thumbs up to dating up
6. Don't be pessimistic...
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