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Description:: This is just a pisstake, just meant to lighten the mood. So if you get offended, your just queer. Its probably been done before.

You turn bright red after drinking about 2drops of alcohol.

You fold up tissue paper as many times as u can. Before you know it you've dug your finger into your back garden. Worst thing is when it gets into your nails.

You leave the plastic or wrapping on any new objects for as long as possible

You make fake colgate toothpaste and baby milk.

You wrap your TV remote with Clingfilm.

You take out the money you received from Chinese New Year from a red packet and give it back to them with less money.

Your Parents will always put a Chinese accent when speaking English in a conversation, despite being able to speak English non retardedly.

You will always look for a Chinese restaurant, even if you’re abroad

Your Father fights almost violently for who pays the bill

Your family tree has made zips, buttons, paperclips, screws, nails, keyrings, McD toys, or any other factory made item.

Your medicine cabinet is full of expired drugs, and dodgy Chinese medicine that just smells.

You will queue up for a free gift, even if it’s shit/unneeded

You are always the subject of your Parents conversations. Either that or school/academic/cheap deals

Your mother is scared of black people

Your mother complains of Jews, well at least mine does.

You get excited by gambling, especially those 10p slider machines.

You feel perfectly comfortable sitting in a cramped box...in a ship.......for a few months.
Your parents take fortune cookies seriously

Your always asked are you Chinese or Japanese, never Korean or the other lesser brown oriental countries.

Your Parents never complements you on good academic work, and rinses you when you fail.

You take the free shampoo/hair caps/towels/soap/packet soaps. Basically ANYTHING you wouldn't get charged for in a hotel room.

If you eat from the hotel room bar, you'll go down to the nearest supermarket and replace it, usually expired stuff.

Your Relatives have bad table manners

Your Dad has really bad dress sense

Your parents lie about your age so they pay for a child fare instead

When you were young, your parents always bought clothes that you would "grow into" ie one or two sizes bigger

Your Parents will always boast about you, how they’re better than everyone else

You always pack your take-away or one time fill drink to the top, even if you know you can't finish it.

Male orientals have small genitalia.

You have about 20+ aunts/uncles/cousins. Some whom you've never met

If you drop money, you will always look on the ground until you find it.

You will always try and haggle, even if its 5p, and even if it’s non-negotiable

You get excited when you've made a good deal

You always bring in food into a cinema or theme park.
Your Parents never kiss you/each other

You have a bad relationship with a family member - or at least for a while/before.

You'll use up every coupon and see that as a good idea for buying something

You'll drive around for the cheapest petrol, even if it means going the extra few miles.

You receive 20p from one of your relatives at Chinese New Year

You'll squeeze up your toothpaste and roll it up into a big cylinder until it completely runs out.

You avoid the non-free snacks in hotels

You always ask for more stuff if it’s free, like peanuts in an aeroplane/or funpacks

You only go to the shops during sale time

You wrap up leftover food in a Restaurant and take it home

You'll compare a billion prices before you actually choose to buy anything

You're paranoid with security

You'll watch anything that’s remotely oriental

Your older relatives watch Chinese soap opera

Your older relatives talk really loud

You re-use anything reusable

You don't mind working on Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, as long as there's triple pay

You always take the free-samples, or get pointed out by your fellow oriental buddies.

You play a musical instrument, and most likely, from a very young age

Your Dad plays ping-pong or badminton

You own a rice cooker and a bottle of soya sauce - Kikkoman.

Your family is far friendlier with an oriental, even if he’s a total stranger

Your male relatives all seem to have the same haircut.

Your mum reacted violently when you got one mark off a distinction in your piano exam.

You have learnt the ancient Chinese art of piling up your salad just right, so that when you go to salad bars, you can make it a least a foot high. (And then you don't finish it and leave it just coz you can).

You have been likened to a pokemon on more than one occasion.

You cried when you heard Oriental city was being closed down.
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This is just a pisstake, just meant to lighten the mood. So if you get offended, your just queer. Its probably been done before.

You turn bright red after drinking about 2drops of alcohol.

You fold up tissue paper as many times as u can. Before you know it you've dug your finger into your back garden. Worst thing is when it gets into your nails.

You leave the plastic or wrapping on any new objects for as long as possible

You make fake colgate toothpaste and baby milk.

You wrap your TV... (read more)
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