Remember when you were a young child and your parents gave you a Slinky for Christmas because you were still too stupid for a Nintendo?

And then, somewhere along the course of 5 minutes:

1. It got gnarled up going down the steps, the cheap piece of shit. You probably cried.

2. You let your brother or sister have the other end to see how far it could stretch out. Yeah. Good one.

3. Your dog mistook it as a chew toy. WTF, dog.

4. The thing got tangled because you tried to wear it as a belt.

5. You even found ways to fuck up the multi-colored plastic ones by wearing it as a bracelet.

6. You broke it yourself because you were mad when it would actually slinky down two steps and fuck up, turn sideways and roll down the rest of the way.

7. You unsuccessfully tried to strangle someone with it.

Yeah, Slinky's were pretty much useless when we were kids. But atleast they served as mindless entertainment to keep us from doing drugs, selling drugs, killing animals and getting hyped up on Pop Rocks.

Remember: Stay in school kids. (read less)

Remember when you were a young child and your parents gave you a Slinky for Christmas because you were still too stupid for a Nintendo?

And then, somewhere along the course of 5 minutes:

1. It got gnarled up going down the steps, the cheap piece of shit. You probably cried.

2. You let your brother or sister have the other end to see how far it could stretch out. Yeah. Good one.

3. Your dog mistook it as a chew toy. WTF, dog.

4. The thing got tangled because you tried to wear it as a... (read more)