"We're like Christian creationists, only much more righter." - Father Time
""BoB" works in ridiculous ways." - J.R. "BoB" Dobbs
How Old Is The Universe?
Scientists - 14 billion years old
Creationists - 6000 years old
The Very Young Earth Society - 56 years old!!!
It's TRUE!
If you have ever wondered how old the earth and our universe is, just read the Book of the Subgenius.
Evolutionists have largely succeeded in convincing people that the world is millions upon millions of years old. The result of this indoctrination is seen every day as people forsake "BoB", his Book, the way of life that produces Slack, "BoB"ly living and eternal life. Thousands of people are seeking answers to life's troubling questions from "social scientists" and other supposed experts, who believe the universe is untold millions of years old, while forsaking the one true source of information: Subgenius literature.
Well Arise, dear Subgenius! Our large team of researchers are CONSTANTLY scouring all books from the Church to discover THE TRUTH of "BoB"'s Emaculated Creation.
Yes friend, the Earth and the universe it resides in are 56 YEARS OLD! Created in whole by J.R."BoB" Dobbs 56 years ago, a year we would know as 1953. It's TRUE!! In fact, it's a True Truth©.
Furthermore, revelation shows us PROOF that a parallel universe to our own, running backward in time, will collide and ultimately destroy both universes... On July 5th, 7:00 in the morning, 2012! A mere 3 YEARS FROM NOW!!
So repent! Check back with the Society for further discoveries AND FIND SLACK NOW! You only have a few years to spend it.
(read less)"We're like Christian creationists, only much more righter." - Father Time
""BoB" works in ridiculous ways." - J.R. "BoB" Dobbs
How Old Is The Universe?
Scientists - 14 billion years old
Creationists - 6000 years old
The Very Young Earth Society - 56 years old!!!
It's TRUE!
If you have ever wondered how old the earth and our universe is, just read the Book of the Subgenius.
Evolutionists have largely succeeded in convincing people that the world is millions upon millions of years old. The...
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