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- Come on folks, dig deep into your pockets as it's great to give and even better to recieve...
The good people at the LGF are in desperate need of a new kitchen. If we can raise just 11pence each we can afford to get down to ILVA before it closes down to purchase a sparkly new kitchenette for this wonderful organsation to put to good use.
If we don't raise enough funds then we'll have to auction off some more lesbians so please give everything you have!
Every penny counts!
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- Let's all raise 11 Pence for the Lesbian and Gay Foundation!
- Category:
- Just for Fun - Outlandish Statements
- Description:
- Come on folks, dig deep into your pockets as it's great to give and even better to recieve...
The good people at the LGF are in desperate need of a new kitchen. If we can raise just 11pence each we can afford to get down to ILVA before it closes down to purchase a sparkly new kitchenette for this wonderful organsation to put to good use.
If we don't raise enough funds then we'll have to auction off some more lesbians so please give everything you have!
Every penny counts!
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- http://thelgf.org.uk
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- Princess Towers
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- Manchester, United Kingdom
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- Thank you to West Properties Developments for their donation of 3pence.
Many thanks to Basement Sauna for giving us the clap.
Cheers to the soho gay mafia crowd for letting us advertise our tat for free in their pink paper each week.
See you at our next Lesbian auction. We are planning a tranny auction for November. Drag Queens only.
*BRAND NEW* for 2009!
Gay-only Foundation launches Diversity Token Idol '09
As part of our LGF& and "T" Cabaret Strategy Lunches, you too can schmooze with high society (paying members only, no street trash or sex workers, please, yuck!), rub shoulderpads with Token Idol Celebs like Christine Burns, Hazel Dean, Lemar, Heather Small, Hayley Cropper from Corrie, John Amaechi and for the over 30's - practically nursing home, love! - Andrew "London Theatre Scandal" Stokes and maybe Ian McKellen (if there's any cash left after our wine & champagne excesses, no more invites for Rowetta, and she was like 3 Token Idols rolled into 1, dammit).
*SUBMIT* to our corporate brand of "Promoting Homogeneity, Ending Differences, Branding People" now!
Just send us a photo of yourself or some native "Noble Savages" wearing shellsuits in the Village for our promotional use and we promise not to credit you - we are currently short on our Token Idol Quotas for *Teenage Male Underwear Models *Underage Rent Boys *Bareback Porn Actors *Young Male Escorts
*Angry Lesbian Feminists *Greedy Bi Couples *Photogenic Wheelchair Users *God Botherers *Foreigners
*Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves *Gender Fetishists/Mentally Ill *The Sober & Tee-Total
*Leather Perverts/Rubber Freaks *Council Estate Dwellers *Mafia Gangsters *Money Launderers *Drug Mules (We couldn't find any in the LGF offices today, were they kicked out again, Sheila?)
*Oh, and Street Drinkers/Alcoholics - ideally unconscious and face-down in their own vomit on Canal Street; what fabulous drinks promotions we have for you lot in outnorthwest!!
*SPEND A PENNY FOR LGF'S TOKEN IDOL 2009*
Using taxpayers' money to buy soft top cars, stock photographs, marketing & PR hype, expense accounts, glossy tabloid rags featuring mixed messages and minority actors to tick boxes:
http://www.lgf.org.uk/uploads/pdf/Breaking-The-Cycle.pdf
*MONEY CAN'T BUY YOUR LOVE, WOULD YOU L'G'F'ING BELIEVE IT, PEOPLE!* To silence the voices of dissent and co-opt those young angry and frankly dirty, filthy "queer" dissidents under the LGF's glorious star-spangled banner, here is a day-glo coloured pie chart of LGF's accounts made by child actors we hired for some Town Hall presentation or other, enjoy and please stop complaining that 'you could do more with Chief Execs £75,000 salary alone' and show some unity, oh pretty please: http://www.g7uk.com/photo-video-blog/20090306-lgf-annual-report-and-financial-statements-31-march-2008.shtml