No Tighty Whities for Forty Days and Nighties

It's been decided.

Julia and Glenn are celebrating Lent. And by celebrating, we mean giving up underwear for forty days and forty nights. Why?-you may ask. Why would you give up this seemingly trivial article of clothing?

First off, what people don’t realize is that to wear underwear is a privilege. Our cavemen ancestors didn’t have such luxuries, as well as many people in third world countries today. Don’t you think, then, that by us adding an unnecessary layer, we are being gluttonous and greedy? We choose to take a stand against this overindulgence.

Secondly, we as a society place too much importance in the hands of Victoria’s Secret, La Perla, and the like. Wearing underwear, when it comes down to it, is purely a vanity. Money spent on garter belts and boyshorts could easily be donated to worthier causes such as AIDS research and obesity awareness (Are YOU aware that obesity has become the leading cause of preventable death? It’s just science). Get your head out of the underwear drawer and say how-do to the world around you.

Finally, there is a water crisis in this country, in case you didn’t know. We wonder how many gallons of water you’re wasting each month hand washing those delicates. It is our social obligation; we’re responding to the call of duty. Mother Earth called, and we picked up the phone.

So the question remains: what are you doing for Lent? And more importantly: what are you doing for mankind?

So, without further ado…Welcome to the Commando Challenge.


Guidelines:
1. You may not wear underwear. This includes, but is not limited to:
a. Bikini style
b. Boyshorts
c. Thongs
d. Granny panties
e. Briefs
f. Boxer briefs
g. Boxers
h. Tighty whities
i. Garter belts
j. Dance belts
k. Edible underwear
l. Jock straps
2. Bras and sports bras are considered a necessity and may be worn.
3. In certain cases of emergencies such as anal discharges and surfing the crimson wave, emergency underwear may be implemented.
4. Although this is not an official rule, it is suggested that if a lady opts for a skirt, she should also wear leggings or tights.
5. If a person breaks the rules and wears underwear, they must admit their transgression and donate something to charity. You must also throw away a valued pair of your underwear.

We hope that everybody participating comes out of this experience with increased awareness about the world around them.

Godspeed.

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No Tighty Whities for Forty Days and Nighties

It's been decided.

Julia and Glenn are celebrating Lent. And by celebrating, we mean giving up underwear for forty days and forty nights. Why?-you may ask. Why would you give up this seemingly trivial article of clothing?

First off, what people don’t realize is that to wear underwear is a privilege. Our cavemen ancestors didn’t have such luxuries, as well as many people in third world countries today. Don’t you think, then, that by us adding an... (read more)