Dear My Friends,
You know I'm always going to be needing some more votes for some half-cocked contest, so this way I can tell you more easily, and you can feel like you're doing your part for science.

As a result of all your help, my life is super fun. Travel, prizes, and even some national press, and all thanks to the people involved. Also, I give away prizes and shit, so that's sweet, too.

Now go invite all your friends to join this group, and write them some personal note like, "This is Joel, with 2 minutes a day (or less) we can prevent him from ever having to re-enter the real world." (read less)

Dear My Friends,
You know I'm always going to be needing some more votes for some half-cocked contest, so this way I can tell you more easily, and you can feel like you're doing your part for science.

As a result of all your help, my life is super fun. Travel, prizes, and even some national press, and all thanks to the people involved. Also, I give away prizes and shit, so that's sweet, too.

Now go invite all your friends to join this group, and write them some personal note like, "This is... (read more)