Jonathan Lee Riches © is a modern comic genius. He is in federal prison for identity theft. There's only one problem with that...
Federal prison is boring. There are very few interesting things you can do in federal prison. So, Jonathan Lee Riches © writes lawsuits. He sues anyone he can, and makes very silly claims.
He claims that Michael Vick paid a crocodile to kill Steve Irwin.
He claims that he is a clown who can drink colombian coffee while barefoot.
He claims that the Jewish Mossad, the CIA, and Larry King Live conspired to hijack his torso, his three toes, and his constitutional rights and ship them to an undisclosed location in Concord, New Hampshire.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
(read less)Jonathan Lee Riches © is a modern comic genius. He is in federal prison for identity theft. There's only one problem with that...
Federal prison is boring. There are very few interesting things you can do in federal prison. So, Jonathan Lee Riches © writes lawsuits. He sues anyone he can, and makes very silly claims.
He claims that Michael Vick paid a crocodile to kill Steve Irwin.
He claims that he is a clown who can drink colombian coffee while barefoot.
He claims that the Jewish...
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