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Dear Friends,

As many of you know last night 513 Norwood Ave.(my residence) was raided by police. Every person in the house was issued summons. I was one of those people. I recieved Providing to minors, and a noise violation. Very luckily I happen to pride myself on being a friendly person and befriended the cops who were doing their job, and I am positive that me and my close friends will be helped when it comes time to appear in court, and I have no complaints to them. My complaints are to my friends and children that I do not know that caused me and every soul in my house last night to get into potentially serious trouble. So here it is, it is time for me to be a huge dickhead and give some pointers to anyone that lacks the common sense to have a great time and not get in trouble, again something I pride myself on.

1. Invite only...means invite only. From this point on I don't know you or you don't have personal invitation, or my roomates for that matter(meaning you call my fucking phone) don't come to my house. Last night was Invite only, and once again MU decided to come out to play.

2. Part of the reason my party was prematurly ended last night was because of people outside. For no reason will anyone under any circumstance, unless due to and act of God, will be outside my house. I don't care if you are going to be on your deathbed because you need your fucking cancer stick that bad, smoking will kill you anyway. Few solutions...quit, leave your pack at home, or DON"T COME.

3. Similar topic with respects to being outside. Heres a little pointer, cops look for large crowds of people screaming and yelling stumbling aimless into the night until they fall face first on their destination lawn, and then the lights come on. Use your fucking head spread up a bit and shut the fuck up. There is no point in being loud where your gonna get caught. If you come to my house in a large crowd, I will be forced to kick you in the nuts, then ask you to leave, girls i will have a female next to me to do the same to you.

4. That beautiful wall in front of my house, just so happens to be a wall. Don't fucking sit there. There are an ample amount of benches and places to sit all over the campus. Sit there, not in front of my house. If by chance you insist on sitting there by all means use your god given legs and walk 50 fucking yards to your left or right and sit there.

5. If for any reason your not invited to my house, do not come. it is at this point that if I have to be a dick to some of my friends I will if it means that it betters the whole. Please just call me if you would like to come or one of my roomates, and we will discuss your invite status. If you are not invited one night that is just because we are at a predetermined capacity, and do not want to go over, and dont worry, its a long fucking year you can miss out on one fucking night.

6. When you leave my house, you will do so with no sort of garbage or containers in your hand. I am not an environmentalist by anymeans and i am all for creating jobs in the form of litter but dont throw your fucking garbage in front of the library. In case you didnt notice i has this funny way of drawing an arrow right to my front fucking door. So please if you are going to litter do it else where.

7. Well I'm sure you all get the idea by now. We all are college kids and got here because we have some level of intelligence, fucking use it. I am saying all this pointless shit because I have been left with no choice but to treat everyone as if they are a child. everyone that knows me knows this is not my intention but if i have to say something like this to prevent my appearance in court in the future you better believe i will do whatever the fuck I have to.

8. Now I sincerely appologize if I have offended any of my friends, sometimes desperate times calls for desperate measures. People I don't know well I really don't give a fuck anymore.

9. Please obey my rules. I don't want to be a dick, and I don't want to have to enforce them. Those of you laughing right now, fucking test me, I don't have one ounce of sanity left, and I will potray that if necesary.

10. If you don't agree with me most of you know my number or now know where I live. Stop me on campus, call my phone, or knock on my door, and we can discuss this in any manner that you see fit.

To all of my friends that got in trouble last night I am sorry if i could have prevented it, well I would have. Don't be pissed at the cops they were doing their job, blame the fucking idiots that ruined it for you. If you have questions about what to do with your court and your plea call me or write me on facebook I will explain to you exactly what to do.

To all my friends join this group to show me that you understand and are behind me in my attempt to keep goodtimes rolling at my house because I intend to continue to make them happen as I always have in the past, but that all depends on you and your actions in and around my house. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Brian Luciano (read less)

PLEASE READ!!!!
Dear Friends,

As many of you know last night 513 Norwood Ave.(my residence) was raided by police. Every person in the house was issued summons. I was one of those people. I recieved Providing to minors, and a noise violation. Very luckily I happen to pride myself on being a friendly person and befriended the cops who were doing their job, and I am positive that me and my close friends will be helped when it comes time to appear in court,... (read more)