The John Howard Ladies' Auxiliary Fan Club
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The Ladies of the Right are available for all right-thinking causes to promote the values of chastity, sobriety, thrift, tax avoidance and polite conversation. In the name of Her Majesty the Queen, we shall continue to police etiquette and decorum in public places, and to praise His Lordship the Profit Margin.
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The John Howard Ladies' Auxiliary Fan Club
Category:
Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes
Description:
The Ladies of the Right are available for all right-thinking causes to promote the values of chastity, sobriety, thrift, tax avoidance and polite conversation. In the name of Her Majesty the Queen, we shall continue to police etiquette and decorum in public places, and to praise His Lordship the Profit Margin.
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Melbourne, Australia

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Now that Her Majesty has awarded Johnny the Order of the AC, it is officially, royally condoned - nay, required! - to run one's air-conditioning at full power. Burn that carbon, ladies and gentlemen, burn it for the Queen!

There is a rumour afoot that our dear Mr Howard may receive a knighthood, personally selected by Her Majesty! Our Johnny may be inducted into The Order of The Garter. Let us begin the campaign to garotte -er, garter - him!

Saturday, 24 November at 6.30 at, we met the PM at the gates of Kirribilli House, and presented him with a large, new bottom, just in case he loses his seat.

What busy Beas we have been! Today we met with Mr Kevin Rudd, to congratulate him on kicking Dean Mighell out of the Liberal Party. It is so terribly un-Australian to make fun of one's boss. As opposed to dressing up as Ku Klux Klan, which, as the PM points out, is what good old Aussie Larrikins do. Then the media informed us that Kevin is from the Opposition! Such a shock. Acting on this information, we Ladies got out our wooden spoons, and told Ruddy Rudd that if Johnny loses his election we'll be spanking him very much!

On the evening of Sat 17th, the Ladies presented their WMD Awards 2007. The youtube video is now available http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5JQqb6KmTI

This morning, Saturday the 17th, the Ladies encountered Mr Kevin Andrews, Minister against Immigration, at Bulleen Plaza. We were able to present him with a hand-cuffed child who we suspected of queue jumping, although she claimed she was high-jumping. We also presented him with our WMD award for Racial Integration, a box of White Power Bleach. Youtube footage will be up once the servants are done with the ironing.

Dearest poppets, our latest youtube offering is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odDWhd7Q0JM courtesy of dear Rayna, thank you so much lovey.

Thursday 8 November the Ladies encountered Johnny again, at the Sofitel in Melbourne. With Christmas Crackers strapped to our bodies, we offered to blow ourselves, and the unions, up for him. Our Crusade for the Church of the Holy Rite continues apace! Footage will appear on youtube as soon as we've done the dusting. See also short video clip here on Facebook, courtesy of Mrs Strait's eldest boy, little Benedict Strait. We would also like to acknowledge the invaluable support provided by Mrs Bea Sterling, whose seating arrangements and holding patterns are All Right.

The Ladies at the Cup are here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1nL8mMRNFI

Mrs Bea Wight, Bea Wright, Bea Rich, Bea Strait and Bea Marshall have been forcibly evicted from The Melbourne Cup, after playing The Race Card inside the exclusion zone. The boys in blue kept asking us how we got inside the enclosure, to which we replied 'The Communists and Feminists threw us in here!' While at Flemington, we gave out lots of Xenophobia pills to the punters, hoping that fear will prevent Johnny losing his election. We also placed a 500 pound each way bet on the PM, having seen him training at Flemington last Thursday. The betting supervisor informed us, to our dismay, that Johnny wasn't running!

Our latest offering on that new-fangled youtube thing is now available for your education and boredom protection, find it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOnYFpsG2CM

It has come to our attention that Mr Howard has been training at Flemington. We think he's a definite maybe for the Cup. Though various Bolsheviks have referred to him as a rodent, it is now clear that dear Johnny is actually a horse. Place your bets, Ladies! We are calling on all Fan Club supporters to put five pounds each way on Johnny at your local bookmaker on Tuesday.

We Ladies of the Right finally met our hero on his morning walk in the 'Tan, Melbourne. Unfortunately, he refused to have any sort of intercourse with us, or even to share portfolios. We believe this to be Jeanette's doing - she doesn't want us getting too close to the PM!

The devoted Mrs Bea Wight, Bea Wright, Bea Rich and Bea Strait are anxious that Johnny may lose this hard election. So we've bottled some electoral viagra - scientific name 'xenophobia' - and intend to make the populace swallow it. We beg Johnny to please keep playing The Race Card, which has worked so well in the past, and to sample some of our home-baked yellowcake. We are quite prepared to be martyrs to the Cause, or to let off some Christmas Crackers in St Pauls if that will scare people into voting for Him