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Mo 12/14: Snoop Dogg
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We 12/16: Tom Brokaw
Th 12/17: Lara Logan (R 12/10/09)

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Sports Illustrated puts Stephen Colbert on cover

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jETalqQO35S48h_IUyB-GezbnsfQD9CJNGBO2

Colbert Quotes:

"There's nothing wrong with stretching the Truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun."

"We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias."

"No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast."

"Folks, the President needs a break. He's like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can't suck."

"Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one... Fox News. That is within a margin of error of plus-or-minus the facts.

"Now it seems the crooks charge twenty to thirty thousand dollars for a fake Ferrari body attached to an old Pontiac chassis, and here's how you sniff out a fake: take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood just behind the ornament. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"Lets agree to disagree with anyone who disagrees with me"

"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds." (read less)

Join this group if you love watching The Colbert Report!

Mo 12/14: Snoop Dogg
Tu 12/15: Alicia Keys
We 12/16: Tom Brokaw
Th 12/17: Lara Logan (R 12/10/09)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sports Illustrated puts Stephen Colbert on cover

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jETalqQO35S48h_IUyB-GezbnsfQD9CJNGBO2

Colbert Quotes:

"There's nothing wrong with stretching the Truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, if... (read more)