http://www.batmanforpresident.com

America wants to know: Who is the Batman? What does he stand for?

* Unflinching pursuit of the enemy.
* Deliverer of violent righteous justice.
* Absolutely willing to scare, beat, and torture the vile to save the lives of the innocent - but treats the latter with great compassion.
* Hates hippies, bad folk music, and corruption.
* Believes in revitalizing the inner city through capitalism, philanthropy, and two-fisted justice.
* Wants to be left the hell alone to worship when, what, and how Batman chooses.
* Believes in protecting innocent human life from conception until he or the state puts it to death.
* If you come into his house, he wants to use any weapon he pleases against you, including ones he invented, permits be damned.
* Zionist.
* Clearly opposed to the death tax.
* Richer than God, and no, he's not ashamed of it.

In 2008, the choice is yours. The choice is clear.

Vote Batman. (read less)

http://www.batmanforpresident.com

America wants to know: Who is the Batman? What does he stand for?

* Unflinching pursuit of the enemy.
* Deliverer of violent righteous justice.
* Absolutely willing to scare, beat, and torture the vile to save the lives of the innocent - but treats the latter with great compassion.
* Hates hippies, bad folk music, and corruption.
* Believes in revitalizing the inner city through capitalism, philanthropy, and two-fisted justice.
* Wants... (read more)