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- For nearly ten years New Zealand has been devoid of a silly party in the political arena. This group is to test the water and see if we could launch a new silly party.
New Zealand law requires 500 paying members to register for a Political Party. So if your interested in the idea of a Silly Party for NZ join this group and we can all meet up and get drunk and work on some ideas to organise this humourous revolution.
I'm assuming that if there is enough interest this page will morph into the... (read more) - Sekretesstyp:
- Öppet: Allt innehåll är offentligt.
Administratörer
- Nicola
- Sean
- Jackson (skapare)
Evenemang
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- The Pillage Of Ashburton
Ashburton
den 20 maj kl. 05:00 - Hooray for New Zealand!
Outside the Australian High Commission
den 17 maj kl. 13:00 - Building the DAFT Constitution
den 22 april kl. 18:30 - DAFT's BACK!
Southern Cross Garden Bar,
den 6 april kl. 16:00 - An Appeak to Revoke the Nicome...
Southern Cross
den 24 februari kl. 16:30 - Alfred Domett Memorial Meeting
Southern Cross (if it's hot we'll b...
den 3 februari kl. 16:30 - Inaugural Congress
Southern Cross Garden Bar
den 27 januari kl. 16:30
New Zealand Silly Party in the Making
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- Namn:
- New Zealand Silly Party in the Making
- Kategori:
- Intressegrupp - Politik
- Beskrivning:
- For nearly ten years New Zealand has been devoid of a silly party in the political arena. This group is to test the water and see if we could launch a new silly party.
New Zealand law requires 500 paying members to register for a Political Party. So if your interested in the idea of a Silly Party for NZ join this group and we can all meet up and get drunk and work on some ideas to organise this humourous revolution.
I'm assuming that if there is enough interest this page will morph into the... (read more) - Sekretesstyp:
- Öppet: Allt innehåll är offentligt.
Kontaktuppgifter
- E-post :
- Webbplats:
- http://kiwislog.wordpress.com
- Besöksadress:
- A slightly damp cardboard box in Cuba Mall
- Plats:
- Wellington, New Zealand
Senaste nytt
- Nyheter:
- Constitution underway. Had the meeting tonight. Went really well. Pizza, beer, lollies, silliness.
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Constitution building time! give us ideas for what we should stick in the DAFT Party constitution in the discussion thread below some where.
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Policy on FTA's now out
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DAFT is now Twittering. Receive mini updates about DAFT through http://twitter.com/DAFTparty
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New Logo!
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National Party steals our Crime Activities Tax (CAT) policy. John Key and Simon Power are challenged to a thumb wrestling duel at the next party meeting.
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WANTED: 300 More members!
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We have a name!
The thornDon liberAtion movement oF the socialisT custard party,
or DAFT for short.
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Be listening to the VBC on 88.3 FM on Tuesday 12th of Feb, 8 am to hear the first interview to a media outlet by Jackson Wood, for the YtbNNZSP
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We made it on to David Farrah's blog! Look out mainstream media here we come!
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Party funds have allowed the stealing of a cellular phone to become possible. The number for this is 027 CUSTARD. Please feel free to contact the Party on this.
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We have another meeting this weekend folks. So all you sorry bitches who didn't show up last time can be lashed.
Sunday, 4:30, Southern Cross. Be there.
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OK. Here is the dealio from the meeting:
1) We did not decide on a name. But we did decide to auction off the name of the party on Trademe (subject to electoral commission ok'dness, and okaying from the party).
2) We decided a main area of policy will revolve around the anti anti smacking bill. Where you can smack your children, but it has to be done by qualified person. This ties in with our education policy of making spanking an NCEA and unit standards qualification.
3) The west coast of the south island will be turned into a homosexual tourist mecca. This will work in with one of our foreign policies which will be to promote homosexuality as a way of stopping the population explosion.
4) We will decimalise time. Raise the average hourly wage, and have 52 week paid leave.
5) We promise that within a week we will make all crime disappear.*
6) Carbon Policy: All Carbon in NZ will be turned into diamonds. These will then be distributed amongst the population in a giant lolly scramble fashion
7) We will annex Fiji, Western Samoa, and pretty much the whole of the South Pacifc (including Australia, excluding Seattle).
8) 0% tax, all government will be funded by SOE's that concentrate on vice. State owned brothels, porn factories, drugs, etc etc.
9) All the other crap in 5 seconds:Death penalty for suicide, making suits illegal, free nightcare for children (for parents who want to get drunk), all immigrants settle in Tauranga, State funded masturbation, return Pluto to planet status, Free custard for everyone.
I will write up more detailed transcript of what went on, and distribute it via mass Spam email. Chur
*by repealing the Crimes Act.
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We are now Tank free! The peasants, the bourgeoisie, the serfs, the mimes, the capitalists, the socialists, the cartoonists, the National Front, The Mongrel Mob, Hollywood Script Writers Guild, Muslims, Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Nigerians, and New Zealanders of all races, creeds, colours, cultures rejoice!
This just goes to prove the uniting nature of humour in our society.
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POP DIGGITY! Almost a 100. There are over 400 invites been sent out, so hopefully we'll reach the 500 soon. When we do hit 100 I'll call a beer fest for a congress. Please write some suggestions on the discussion board where to hold this shindig.
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There is now also a New Zealand Silly Party in the Making Bebo site! It's pretty much this group but on bebo. This will remain the primary spot for all the hot goss about the Yet to be named NZ silly party! IF you want to add it search the nzsillypartyinthemaking@gmail.com email address
http://www.bebo.com/nzsillyparty
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Goal #26: Get more members than the Workers Party and register as a Party before them.
Goal #73: Get more party votes than Destiny NZ
Goal #126: Cement the world's first totally sustainable totalitarian dictatorship of the class clown.
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Almost on sixty members. This is like a teenage party while the parents are away. Thanks to ya'll, keep plugging away getting your pals excited and inviting them onto this group or to the blog. The more people we get, and the faster we get them, the sooner we can a) get drunk, b) register the party c) get drunk.
We may also go down in the record books as the fastest party ever made.
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I may like to add that you have to be a New Zealand citizen or permanent resident to join a party. Although we could start branching out our tentacles into the international scene at a later point.
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25 members WOOOO WHOOOOOOO YEEEE HARRR
<sound of a pig squealing>
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List of things to do:
1. Think up a name...
2. Write party Constitution
i. Buy toilet paper and crayons, to write aforementioned constitution.
3. Get members
i. Hit uni campuses
ii. Hit myself in the face
iii. Get some chump to make us a website.
4. Make Policy
i. Need a campaign platform.