Guyism

As people get older, their priorities change. It's part of growing up, whether you're an average person or a celebrity. But it's hard to let go of some of

We'd always like to imagine our heroes are invulnerable. But no matter how tough you are, fictional or not, odds are that there's some quirk which will

Sometimes you think you meet the greatest girl in the whole entire world -- smart, pretty, funny, willing to go down on you whenever you ask. But then out

Listen, we're not saying people shouldn't be entitled to their opinion. We're just saying we don't care what these women have to say. In fact, we'd

Every single year Hollywood releases approximately one thousand new sports movies that all look exactly the same. They change up the sport, they change up

I’m surprised I survived the 1980’s. I was small and fragile and looking back at the toys…I can't believe that at some point someone didn’t need my

If you hear fitness and think watching online streaming video, it's because you've passed the critical weight beyond which all words sound like nacho

School bullies are a ubiquitous and unfortunate part of growing up. Luckily, most real-world bullies are complete pussies when it comes to the legendary

Look, I’m not trying to poke too much fun at people who struggle with weight problems here. Some folks kill themselves with diet and exercise order to

There are those nights when you truly just want to grab a beer (or seven), hang out with your friends, and complain about work. But then there are the other

What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and

Pick Up Artists are what happen when nerds decide to get laid but forget to stop playing videogames first. They claim women can be reprogrammed into sex

Considering that I'm only real-life friends with about a ninth of my Facebook friends, I spend a lot of time getting to know my Facebook friends based solely on their profile choices. However, there are ...

Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products. Though I could never name them all, here are 14 of the most awesome fake Simpsons products of all time.