You take games too seriously.
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“haven’t you guys seen 28 days later? they live at the end” Safe Room 2, Dark Carnival “Lucy if you read this, I’m probably in the Bahamas drinking cocktails and repopulating the planet.” Safe Room 3, Hard Rain “maybe being a zombie feels like being on cocaine. man, i miss ...
Over here, y’all! Found some guns! Shi-it. This is what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! A rifle. Much better now. I was almost out of ammo, too. Y’know...
After much debate concerning the Undead community, PETA has called for a more humane approach to removing ravenous brain-eating zombies from our cities...
Down on Bourbon Street, 3 AM still feels basically the same. There are the shuffling, unsteady feet, the moans of the damned, the desperate attempts of the addle-brained to be satiated in any way possible...
It’s not hard to understand. All I’m saying is zombies are real, I need three men to help me survive them and I’m sorry, Tommy, but I don’t think you’re one of those men. You’re a great boyfriend, I just… I just don’t feel safe with you. That doesn’t mean you won’t survive this. No, no, no, no, no...
James Mare, the scruffy manager of the EB Games at North Pines Valley Mall, stands outside the fire-scarred facade of his store and gestures in a straight line from the doorway to the Karl’s Key Emporium Kiosk. A group of police officers write in their notepads around him. ...
Fire Captain Bob Cassavetes and his troop of paramedics perch on the ledge of an Ozark cliff. The 50 ft. limestone drop is pocked with the debris of a crumpled Honda Civic, which sits precariously balanced at the bottom of this cliff and the top of another...
Pundits across party lines were outraged today by a negative ad campaign against United States Presidential candidate Senator Walker Perry claiming that all hitherto official stories of playing the Call of Duty games were exaggerated and some outright fabricated...
Herb Goddell, a ninety-one year old veteran of World War II, sits on charred bench and surveys the damage done to the Memorial in Washington, D.C., where just two days ago a massive battle took place between American and Russian troops that kicked off what many are calling World War III...
Don’t let mainstream media brainwash you with their half-truths about Modern Warfare 2. ...
Linda Overmyer of Ames, Iowa was named the “Worst Mom Ever” in a unanimous decision by her sons Eric and John last night after her stunning mistake of purchasing Modern Warfare: Reflex for the Nintendo Wii instead of Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360 in a late-night shopping trip to Wal-Mart. Th...
Everyone Else Went Tubing Spend 50 hours or more playing games in one weekend. Sausage Test Have no female friends on Xbox Live....
Riptor, the genetically engineered velociraptor-human hybrid, prances triumphantly around the reflective blue puddle collected in the middle of the arena. Across the chasm, seated at a long conference table, three Ultratech scientists hurriedly write down the results of the match...
Lord Fazzelby is regarded as something of a witch doctor by the townspeople. The impish scientist rarely ventures out into the war-torn streets of his native Ferelden. Instead, he spends his days in the castle tower at Denerim, performing complex experiments on small mice and retarded children...
