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500 fans and counting for... "Exploring Uranus."
Nice work, people.
"Exploring Uranus" -- scarily close to... being impaled.

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These folks are "fans" of "exploring Uranus."
No comment. But it sounds scarily close to... being impaled?

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"People of Wal Mart"
Better than being impaled? Overall, yes, but... some of the individual pictures are actually a heck of a lot more frightening than even old Vlad.
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This is pretty awesome. If President Obama really were to shotgun a beer, it's hard to describe just how cool that would be. way, way, way better than being impaled.
Discuss.
President Obama is holding a "beer summit" today with Officer James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates. That's really cool. It'd be even cooler, however, if the president shotgunned a beer. An...

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Selling out for a lot of money? Way better than being impaled! Selling out for a little? Well, still better, but just kinda dumb.
Discuss.
Financial Service:50 fans

Not Being Impaled Highly adorable, or... worse than being impaled? Discuss.
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Sunsets? Way better than being impaled.
Unless you're lying on the planet Mercury, in which case you're close enough to the sun that the temperature is high enough to boil your blood. That is almost certainly worse than being impaled.

Not Being Impaled Seeing this in your neighbor's yard? Yeah, that might be worse than being impaled. Discuss (source: FailBlog.org)
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Not Being Impaled (Hey impale-a-phobes, help us out: We're trying to help our friends at the "America" page reach 100,000 fans by July 4th. Can you check it out below and fan it? Thanks.) Okay, back to the task at hand... Monday mornings. Better or worse than being impaled? Discuss.

Not Being Impaled Okay, this picture is of a sterling silver "butter handler," but... am I crazy, or does this look like the most frightening impalement instrument ever? (click over there to see the large version). Ouch.
Consumer Product:213 fans

Not Being Impaled Truly beautiful women -- waaaaay better than being impaled. But the "surgically enhanced caricatures of 'beauty' that grace all too many magazines"? Frankly... we'll take the impaling. Discuss.
Club:501 fans
































