Not Being Impaled
I am a fan of not being impaled. How about you? This is the group for all those who would prefer to not be impaled. Either by Vlad, or by another impaler.
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Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled 500 fans and counting for... "Exploring Uranus."

Nice work, people.

"Exploring Uranus" -- scarily close to... being impaled.

For all fans of Exploring Uranus.
Non-Profit:5,792 fans
Ricky Davidson
Ricky Davidson
I thank God everyday I'm not impaled.
November 13 at 6:43pm
James Mitch Langen
James Mitch Langen
I was impaled until I found that great suntan lotion!
November 23 at 7:50am
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled These folks are "fans" of "exploring Uranus."

No comment. But it sounds scarily close to... being impaled?

For all fans of Exploring Uranus.
Non-Profit:5,792 fans
Donna
Donna
I hope there are no Klingons..
November 5 at 4:47am
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled "People of Wal Mart"

Better than being impaled? Overall, yes, but... some of the individual pictures are actually a heck of a lot more frightening than even old Vlad.

www.peopleofwalmart.com
A collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.
Erin Mcmahon-Nguyen
Erin Mcmahon-Nguyen
One of the most hilarious websites!
October 14 at 10:21am
Chris
Chris
We're on the same wavelength .. I was just looking at this. Seems if we can't have fun going on safari in real life we can hunt for freaks at the local Wal-Mart (note the $100 gift card prize).
October 14 at 1:13pm
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled This is pretty awesome. If President Obama really were to shotgun a beer, it's hard to describe just how cool that would be. way, way, way better than being impaled.

Discuss.

President Obama is holding a "beer summit" today with Officer James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates. That's really cool. It'd be even cooler, however, if the president shotgunned a beer. An...
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled Selling out for a lot of money? Way better than being impaled! Selling out for a little? Well, still better, but just kinda dumb.

Discuss.

Financial Service:50 fans
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Not Being Impaled Highly adorable, or... worse than being impaled? Discuss.

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Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled The joy one feels at the suffering of others? Way better than being impaled.

We Laugh! Laugh! Laugh when someone FAILS!
Website:6,010 fans
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Not Being Impaled Watching Fox News: Better or worse than being impaled? Discuss.

Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled Sunsets? Way better than being impaled.

Unless you're lying on the planet Mercury, in which case you're close enough to the sun that the temperature is high enough to boil your blood. That is almost certainly worse than being impaled.

Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled Seeing this in your neighbor's yard? Yeah, that might be worse than being impaled. Discuss (source: FailBlog.org)

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Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled (Hey impale-a-phobes, help us out: We're trying to help our friends at the "America" page reach 100,000 fans by July 4th. Can you check it out below and fan it? Thanks.) Okay, back to the task at hand... Monday mornings. Better or worse than being impaled? Discuss.

A fan page for America -- where EVERYONE is invited.
Website:67,667 fans
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled Okay, this picture is of a sterling silver "butter handler," but... am I crazy, or does this look like the most frightening impalement instrument ever? (click over there to see the large version). Ouch.

Consumer Product:213 fans
Henry R Swantner
Henry R Swantner
That's it. I'm leaving.
June 15 at 6:17am
Wendy Alann Copeland
Wendy Alann Copeland
Are you sure that's not a BUTLER handler?Frankly, I'd rather be impaled by the butler. And a few more I could think of...
June 17 at 5:01pm
Not Being Impaled

Not Being Impaled Truly beautiful women -- waaaaay better than being impaled. But the "surgically enhanced caricatures of 'beauty' that grace all too many magazines"? Frankly... we'll take the impaling. Discuss.

Club:501 fans