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Internets Celebrities Did you hug a Black person for Black Friday? If not you need to get your ass to the mall. They'll likely be there since a 2009 consumer literacy report cites 84% of African American households carrying credit card debt. Please go hug a Black person for Black Friday and thank them for making this wonderful mess

Myles Marcus I wish my city had a bodega...

Internets Celebrities A new high-water mark for how f'd the f up things have gotten. The middle-class are now shoplifting instead of shopping at Whole Foods and the Apple store.
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More outwardly reputable middle-class people are shoplifting to cope with the economic downturn. Researchers say it may be hard to break them of the habit

John I fucking love you guys.

El Keter Ben Tzadik I witnessed my first ever "Ghetto Big Mac" yesterday. Homegirl at my job pulled out a McDouble and was like "they better have gotten this right." I asked "you like your McDouble special?" She was like "Yeah, I like Big Mac sauce on it." I said "Oh, the Ghetto Big Mac." She was like "Umm, I guess." I told her abo...ut the video. She hadn't seen the video or heard the term before. I think she thought I was strange for even mentioning it. Anyway, first ever "Ghetto Big Mac" sighting. I was excited.

Internets Celebrities Production has begun on Stadium Status. I'm cutting up some early clip reels of our first two location shoots. Things be looking good! More soon.

Internets Celebrities Ghetto Little Macs. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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There’s a German version on YouTube as well but for some reason it’s gone private. But it’s good to know that Ghetto Big Macs are a viable option worldwide.

Internets Celebrities Happy 40th Birthday to Sesame Street! That show raised a lot of kids and never collected any child support.
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The Internets Celebrities owe a certain debt to Sesame Street which turns 40 today. After all, they were first to try the formula we would adopt: plop larger than life muppets and a multi-racial cast in an urban setting to delight and educate young children.

Sarah the internets live in the bodega? bodega cammmm

Internets Celebrities There's been all of this fuss on the internets about Sammy Sosa using bleach on his skin. To each his own when it comes to bathing. Personally, I prefer to exfoliate with Clorox2 because its safe for coloreds.

Internets Celebrities With Halloween over, the USA has moved into the debt harvesting season known as Christmas. It's been a pretty dry year for the credit crop so we're praying to a lot of gods right now. Keeping your gods diversified is a good look.

Internets Celebrities Kickstarter fund-raising is a wrap. Thanks again for your amazing generosity! These are the best Internets a person could ask for and you all help us keep our act going. Now it's time for the us to step up and do our part. Chea!

Internets Celebrities With just twenty-three hours to go on the Kickstarter project, three new incentives have been posted! Read all about it at the status update linked below.
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Internets Celebrities is raising funds for Stadium Status on Kickstarter! The Internets Celebrities are making a film about New York's new stadiums. With billions of public money spent, can we finally claim Stadium Status?












