Kevin Nealon
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Kevin Nealon Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD.

Yesterday at 7:42pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Sherry
Sherry
you have too much time on your hands....
Yesterday at 10:07pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight.

Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery.

Yesterday at 7:06am via Selective Twitter Status
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Andrew Grobmyer
Andrew Grobmyer
Moon River Water
Yesterday at 4:17pm
Ryan Wiscaver
Ryan Wiscaver
might as well drink some kool aid... dont worry, ill spike it.
10 hours ago
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance.

Yesterday at 6:32am via Selective Twitter Status
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Johan Swart
Johan Swart
Melissa, the Mayans were an extraordinary people no doubt, they had a numerical system, they have knowledge about many planets in our solar system. The only thing that was holding them back was the lack of a solid theological foundation.
Yesterday at 10:31am
Mike Phelps
Mike Phelps
"the only thing holding them back was the lack of a solid theological foundation" You mean like when your god tells you he is pure love then tells you to kill people that don't believe like you? Theology is for IDIOTS AND PATHETIC PEOPLE
6 hours ago
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon When are people going to realize the Segway is not such a great invention?

November 9 at 3:38pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Kyle Anderson
Kyle Anderson
I second that Cody. They're just one of those things that only certain people can pull off.
November 11 at 6:07am
Catte Adams
Catte Adams
it can be tho...in the right hands...
Fri at 6:59pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul.

November 8 at 7:40pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Susan
Susan
Wow, thank goodness your eyes are compensating for one another...Not sure if they would have corrective lenses for those issues!
November 9 at 8:23am
Ben Vasquez
Ben Vasquez
I'm sure I had a lazy eye when the faces I would make would make it.
November 10 at 5:31pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home.

November 8 at 5:40am via Selective Twitter Status
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Robin Hurst
Robin Hurst
Or an empty Gatorade bottle will do in a pinch ! Ask any trucker !
November 8 at 5:39pm
Anthony Shidler
Anthony Shidler
Lots of good uses for empty Gatorade bottles. Especially if the airplane bathroom is occupied.
November 8 at 11:40pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Congratulations to my friend @ScottHamilton09 on his big skating comeback event/fundraiser in Cleveland today. Backflips and all!!

November 7 at 10:14pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Sheri Ritholtz
Sheri Ritholtz
alrighty.
November 8 at 4:27am
Jackie
Jackie
You're twice his height......even with skates!!
November 8 at 8:31pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Is it fair to say iPhone charger cords are about a foot too short? Apple needs to lengthen them or raise our electric outlets a foot!

November 6 at 5:18pm via Selective Twitter Status
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William J. Growney
William J. Growney
Uh...yea Kevin nealon baby. I have to get out of my bed to hit the snooze button. I want my iPhone next to me when I sleep. Not so far. Way over there!
November 6 at 7:27pm
Jon
Jon
Just found that out myself!
November 7 at 11:12am
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Who's coming to my shows in Cincinatti, OH this weekend? Funny Bones at The Levee. You can drive your Chevy!

November 6 at 12:13pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Jim Noll
Jim Noll
We are coming to your show on Saturday! We'll keep the heckling to a minimum and the guffawing laughter at boisterous levels.
November 7 at 3:36pm
Jen Beumel Noll
Jen Beumel Noll
And btw Kevin, you're actually in Kentucky.
November 7 at 3:53pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon Is it fair to say iTunes has become a 99 Cents store?

November 6 at 10:11am via Selective Twitter Status
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Charles Petzold
Charles Petzold
no, thats pretty accurate...
November 6 at 12:24pm
Carrie Mayse
Carrie Mayse
NO NOW ITS LIKE THE 1.29 STORE
November 6 at 1:17pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon This just in - Thousands injured when they sprang ahead and then fell back.

November 1 at 8:17pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Robin
Robin
Now that made me laugh!
November 2 at 4:49am
Stacy Yany
Stacy Yany
Smiling...
November 2 at 6:30am
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon True story - a guy in a grocery store in Nashville today asked if I would bless his baby. And I wasn't even wearing my collar!

November 1 at 11:06am via Selective Twitter Status
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Steve Brady
Steve Brady
"Well, bless my baby and call me a monkeys uncle. Its Mr. Cheezle"
November 1 at 1:17pm
Jisha Jaganathan
Jisha Jaganathan
Suuuuuuuuuuure....
November 1 at 4:30pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon I hate having to get up at 2am to set my clock back.

November 1 at 7:29am via Selective Twitter Status
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Fred
Fred
tell me about it. We still use a sundial. It sucks setting it back an hour back when its dark.
November 1 at 3:32pm
Charles Petzold
Charles Petzold
LOL
November 1 at 6:30pm
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon I'm expecting a major sugar crash in apprx. 2 hours.

October 31 at 5:12pm via Selective Twitter Status
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Jack Shrout
Jack Shrout
Mine happened a little while ago, but I took a sip of Amp (disgusting, BTW), and now I'm more hyper than an auction announcer on cocaine.
October 31 at 6:41pm
Amanda L Robinson
Amanda L Robinson
yeah, the kids are about to go to bed and I am going to sneak me some chocolate, hehehe
October 31 at 7:36pm