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We know Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens can take a hit on the field, but come on, that's with pads on. The real question is, how thick are their shells when the padding comes off? Klondike® has brought together two of football's most talented players to try their hand at a little comedy, roast-style, with the "Ochocinco/TO Thicker Shell Face Off."

Six varieties of Klondike® bars now have a thicker, chocolatey shell and Ochocinco and TO will roast each other to find out who really has the thickest shell. They stand up to pressure every Sunday, but will they be able to stand this kind of heat? Ochocinco will roast TO first, starting Nov. 11th. TO will have a chance to fight back starting Nov. 18th. Check back often for player roasts and responses. And, submit some of your own!

Submit your own roast of Ochocinco or TO

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TO Roasts Ochocinco:

11/20/2009 at 3:20pm
You and your game have been quiet this year, what's the matter, the Commish got your tongue?
11/20/2009 at 12:05pm
Yo Chad, thinking about changing my name to Ochenta y uno, what do you think?
11/19/2009 at 11:15pm
Hey Chad I heard your new book is on the Best Seller's Coloring Book List.
11/20/2009 at 8:31 am
If you have any trouble with the big words,
I can send you a dictionary.
11/19/2009 at 8:23pm
Saw you did the Samba after a touchdown... don't quit your day job!
11/18/2009 at 5:20pm
Chad, seriously Halloween is over dude,
you can take off your mask.
11/19/2009 at 6:15 pm
At least I can take mine off!


Fans Roast TO:

Vanessa Cooke
At the beginning of the season, the mayor gave TO the key to the city and told him all he has
to do is score 10 touchdowns and take the team to the playoffs. With 8 games left in the season,
the mayor has all ready put in a request to
change the locks!
Branden Pensyl
Halloween is over, you can stop impersonating a football player.
William McKinney
I don't think T.O. loves himself as much as he says cause I hear he got a prenuptial just in case the love faded!
Jeremy Brown
Hey T.O., I heard you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch. I don't even need to make a joke man, you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch.
Chris Schaefer
TO…Why you always wearing your shades in press conferences, things in Buffalo ain't that bright!


Ochocinco roasts TO:

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Thank you for submitting a Roast to the "Ocho TO Thicker Shell Faceoff."


If your Roast makes the cut, it may be posted on this page.
We will select five fan roasts per week, for a total of 10,
during the promotion. Good luck!

Want a chance to get in on the action? Submit your roast of Ochocinco or TO here. 

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Klondike® is the sole sponsor of the Ocho/TO Thicker Shell Faceoff
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