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We know Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens can take a hit on the field, but come on, that's with pads on. The real question is, how thick are their shells when the padding comes off? Klondike® has brought together two of football's most talented players to try their hand at a little comedy, roast-style, with the "Ochocinco/TO Thicker Shell Face Off."
Six varieties of Klondike® bars now have a thicker, chocolatey shell and Ochocinco and TO will roast each other to find out who really has the thickest shell. They stand up to pressure every Sunday, but will they be able to stand this kind of heat? Ochocinco will roast TO first, starting Nov. 11th. TO will have a chance to fight back starting Nov. 18th. Check back often for player roasts and responses. And, submit some of your own!
Submit your own roast of Ochocinco or TO
For more Klondike fun, visit www.klondikemancave.com.
Fans Roast Ochocinco:

Hey Ocho Cinco, give me a dollar and I won't steal the honeybun out of your locker!

Hey Ocho you give the league so much money in fines I heard the commissioner negotiates your contract to ensure you have enough to cover them.

You were playing so good last week you reminded me of Chad Johnson.

Hey Chad, I give you your props, you are legendary...in your own mind!

Ocho Cinco, is that the number of years you'd have to play to match TO's numbers?
TO Roasts Ochocinco:
for charity, after the race you didn't oxygen because you were tired... you needed oxygen because you ran the entire race from behind the horse smelling his a$%!
I can send you a dictionary.
you can take off your mask.
Fans Roast TO:

At the beginning of the season, the mayor gave TO the key to the city and told him all he has
to do is score 10 touchdowns and take the team to the playoffs. With 8 games left in the season,
the mayor has all ready put in a request to
change the locks!

Halloween is over, you can stop impersonating a football player.

I don't think T.O. loves himself as much as he says cause I hear he got a prenuptial just in case the love faded!

Hey T.O., I heard you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch. I don't even need to make a joke man, you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch.

TO…Why you always wearing your shades in press conferences, things in Buffalo ain't that bright!
Ochocinco roasts TO:
freeze together.
Their new high-def TV is the world's largest… much more fitting for the
size of your head!
you wear a wristband with your home address on it.
I'm hungry!
"The TO Show." Seemed more like one of those dating shows to me with the number
of girls comin' in and out of that house.
Thank you for submitting a Roast to the "Ocho TO Thicker Shell Faceoff."
If your Roast makes the cut, it may be posted on this page.
We will select five fan roasts per week, for a total of 10,
during the promotion. Good luck!
and is in no way associated with the National Football League or any of its properties.
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