With a new thicker, chocolatey shell ... What would you do for a Klondike bar NOW?
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We know Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens can take a hit on the field, but come on, that's with pads on. The real question is, how thick are their shells when the padding comes off? Klondike® has brought together two of football's most talented players to try their hand at a little comedy, roast-style, with the "Ochocinco/TO Thicker Shell Face Off."
Six varieties of Klondike® bars now have a thicker, chocolatey shell and Ochocinco and TO will roast each other to find out who really has the thickest shell. They stand up to pressure every Sunday, but will they be able to stand this kind of heat? Ochocinco will roast TO first, starting Nov. 11th. TO will have a chance to fight back starting Nov. 18th. Check back often for player roasts and responses. And, submit some of your own!
Submit your own roast of Ochocinco or TO
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Fans Roast Ochocinco:
Jeff Stave
Hey Ocho Cinco, give me a dollar and I won't steal the honeybun out of your locker!
Hey Ocho Cinco, give me a dollar and I won't steal the honeybun out of your locker!
Frederick White
Hey Ocho you give the league so much money in fines I heard the commissioner negotiates your contract to ensure you have enough to cover them.
Hey Ocho you give the league so much money in fines I heard the commissioner negotiates your contract to ensure you have enough to cover them.
David Lindstrom
You were playing so good last week you reminded me of Chad Johnson.
You were playing so good last week you reminded me of Chad Johnson.
Michael Davis, Sr.
Hey Chad, I give you your props, you are legendary...in your own mind!
Hey Chad, I give you your props, you are legendary...in your own mind!
Stu Rox
Ocho Cinco, is that the number of years you'd have to play to match TO's numbers?
Ocho Cinco, is that the number of years you'd have to play to match TO's numbers?
TO Roasts Ochocinco:
11/23/2009 at 10:58pm
I remember you ran against a race horse
for charity, after the race you didn't oxygen because you were tired... you needed oxygen because you ran the entire race from behind the horse smelling his a$%!
for charity, after the race you didn't oxygen because you were tired... you needed oxygen because you ran the entire race from behind the horse smelling his a$%!
11/23/2009 at 2:30 pm
That's the same position you were in when we raced over the summer.
11/21/2009 at 4:50pm
I know you box to keep in shape, but my aunt Shirley throws a better left hook than you.
11/20/2009 at 3:20pm
You and your game have been quiet this year, what's the matter, the Commish got your tongue?
11/20/2009 at 12:05pm
Yo Chad, thinking about changing my name to Ochenta y uno, what do you think?
11/19/2009 at 11:15pm
Hey Chad I heard your new book is on the Best Seller's Coloring Book List.
11/20/2009 at 8:31 am
If you have any trouble with the big words,
I can send you a dictionary.
I can send you a dictionary.
11/19/2009 at 8:23pm
Saw you did the Samba after a touchdown... don't quit your day job!
11/18/2009 at 5:20pm
Chad, seriously Halloween is over dude,
you can take off your mask.
you can take off your mask.
11/19/2009 at 6:15 pm
At least I can take mine off!
Fans Roast TO:
Vanessa Cooke
At the beginning of the season, the mayor gave TO the key to the city and told him all he has
to do is score 10 touchdowns and take the team to the playoffs. With 8 games left in the season,
the mayor has all ready put in a request to
change the locks!
At the beginning of the season, the mayor gave TO the key to the city and told him all he has
to do is score 10 touchdowns and take the team to the playoffs. With 8 games left in the season,
the mayor has all ready put in a request to
change the locks!
Branden Pensyl
Halloween is over, you can stop impersonating a football player.
Halloween is over, you can stop impersonating a football player.
William McKinney
I don't think T.O. loves himself as much as he says cause I hear he got a prenuptial just in case the love faded!
I don't think T.O. loves himself as much as he says cause I hear he got a prenuptial just in case the love faded!
Jeremy Brown
Hey T.O., I heard you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch. I don't even need to make a joke man, you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch.
Hey T.O., I heard you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch. I don't even need to make a joke man, you hurt your hip sleeping on the couch.
Chris Schaefer
TO…Why you always wearing your shades in press conferences, things in Buffalo ain't that bright!
TO…Why you always wearing your shades in press conferences, things in Buffalo ain't that bright!
Ochocinco roasts TO:
11/16/2009 at 10:46am
You won't have any problem talking to the media this winter. It's gonna get so cold there in the winter your lips are gonna
freeze together.
freeze together.
11/17/2009 at 4:03pm
Too bad you're not in Dallas anymore.
Their new high-def TV is the world's largest… much more fitting for the
size of your head!
Their new high-def TV is the world's largest… much more fitting for the
size of your head!
11/16/2009 at 2:26 pm
Betcha I still get more face time than any other player on that TV, even though I'm not on the team.
11/14/2009 at 1:25pm
Heard things have gotten so bad in Buffalo you were on the side of the road with a sign "Will Work for Passes"
11/13/2009 at 3:15pm
You've been on so many teams instead of wearing a wristband with the plays on it,
you wear a wristband with your home address on it.
you wear a wristband with your home address on it.
11/13/2009 at 8:45 am
Hey, TO. I've had my popcorn ready all season. You just tell me when to hit "start" on the microwave. Kiss da baby already,
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
11/12/2009 at 8:50 am
Heard you came out with your own cereal, hope they're ring-shaped, cuz those are the only rings you'll be seeing for a long time.
11/12/2009 at 3:40 pm
Refresh my memory, when was the last time Cincinnati brought home a championship?
11/11/2009 at 9:14 am
Watched your reality show this summer,
"The TO Show." Seemed more like one of those dating shows to me with the number
of girls comin' in and out of that house.
"The TO Show." Seemed more like one of those dating shows to me with the number
of girls comin' in and out of that house.
11/11/2009 at 12:47 pm
Don't be jealous, at least I'm gettin girls.
11/11/2009 at 9:11 am
I saw you wearing your Halloween costume on TV, oh wait that was just your outfit for the press conference.
Thank you for submitting a Roast to the "Ocho TO Thicker Shell Faceoff."
If your Roast makes the cut, it may be posted on this page.
We will select five fan roasts per week, for a total of 10,
during the promotion. Good luck!
Klondike® is the sole sponsor of the Ocho/TO Thicker Shell Faceoff
and is in no way associated with the National Football League or any of its properties.
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and is in no way associated with the National Football League or any of its properties.
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