

Lemondrop.com Need some advice? Ask "Dear Diary" author Lesley Arfin! She's writing a new advice column for Lemondrop. Send all queries through to editor@lemondrop.com or message them here.


Lemondrop.com An inspiration to us all: Girlfriend is 106 and still ready to rock the dating scene.


Lemondrop.com Russian lady's vagina can lift THIRTY POUNDS?!?


Lemondrop.com ...and Megan Fox (Still) Sucks


Lemondrop.com A frazzled flight attendant gives us the scoop on the most annoying passengers. Ever.
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Little beauty tips like this remind us of reading Seventeen and YM back in the day -- but now they're even more practical. Love this one:
9. Make the most out of your ChapStick by turning it into a luxurious exfoliator. Combine it with cane sugar and smooth onto your lips. Rub them together lightly, then smooth off the mixture to reveal a softened pout.
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Lemondrop.com Uh, did ya THINK performing plastic surgery on your own face was really going to work? People these days.
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*Nancy Pelosi
*Rosie O'Donnell
*Hillary Clinton
*Jeanine Garafalo
*Nancy Grace
*Martha Stewart
All these ladies were reader-nominated Lady D-Bags we left off our list. Have a 2-3 sentence reason why any one of these women is a Douchebaguette? Leave it here and be featured on Lemondrop! Thanks!
Lemondrop.com at 8:42pm July 1
check out some of the comments on the article. But in all fairness, Nancy Grace isn't that much of a stretch...


Lemondrop.com Important question, people: Is oral sex still sex? Or, is sex defined by, as an unnamed Lemondrop editor let the office know loud and clear this morning, "PENETRATION ONLY"??


Lemondrop.com HEY FELLAS! lemondrop wants to know, what's the best sex you've ever had and why? yes we can change names and you can send it in anonymously to editors@lemondrop.com. Thank you!


Lemondrop.com This Brooklyn Jell-O competition takes food and fun to a whole new level. To think our mothers told us not to play with our food. Some inspiration for your July 4 BBQ perhaps?


Lemondrop.com In my opinion, if you can't physically speak your scathing comments to a store/restaurant/salon owner while the offense is happening, you probably shouldn't type it -- it's easy to grow a pair while you're alone on the computer, but nowhere near as easy to pull off that perfectly timed zinger in the heat of the moment.
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Lemondrop.com By far best use of a chopper and something cute since Josh Hartnett made a splash in "Black Hawk Down."


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In some markets, the obit didn't even make the front page. Today's top features instead? "Rehab no excuse for missing court" and "Cage fighting to return downtown during Bike Time Festival."
Some papers went to press after the Farrah news came out but before the Jacko story (and the Internet) broke, while others are local-only.
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Lemondrop.com Their marriage is DUNZO (not surprised) -- should their show be too? Vote!


Lemondrop.com Three of the most common dating deal-breakers are bad breath, being a slacker and being a scrooge. I can definitely think of a few more... what's yours?
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RIP Farrah Fawcett:
Actress and sex symbol Farrah Fawcett has passed away at 62. Despite her public battle with cancer, we will always remember her as the poster girl whose smile graced a thousand bedrooms of our older brothers.
Eileen at 11:32am June 25
Long tough battle with cancer. May she be at peace now.


Lemondrop.com Britney Spears. Crossroads. The 12 best moments. 'Nuff said.
Jennifer at 8:46am June 25
This is fantastic.


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Throw your CK-One in the trash -- now you can smell like New Books.
This is one of those products that makes you think, "Wow, someone thought it was a good idea to invest in manufacturing this? Really?"


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UPDATE! Face Tattoo Girl admitted she was lying!
Well, duh.


Lemondrop.com Whether he's into girl-on-girl, barely-legal or kinky costumes, sex counselor Ian Kerner deciphers what it means. It's like palm-reading for porn.


Lemondrop.com um, some baby animals are just... unfortunate. very, very unfortunate.


Lemondrop.com my last encounter with the boyfriend's dad? minor disaster. here's to you ladies averting my kinda crisis this Father's Day!


Lemondrop.com some guys just go above and beyond! how did your man pop the question?
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Lemondrop.com We just got a press release from Scores (the strip club) suggesting a lapdance as a nice father's day gift. There are so many ways to misinterpret this, and of course, we did:


Lemondrop.com Girl claims she feel asleep while getting her face tattooed with stars. Yeah, right. How do you just fall asleep with a needle pricking your FACE?!
Dana at 5:54pm June 16
drugs
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update -- she admitted she was lying: http://www.lemondrop.com/2 009/06/23/update-tattoo-fa ce-girl-admits-to-lying/
















































Lemondrop.com We keep coming across stories about pet psychics who allegedly can read the minds of animals, then rake in big bucks helping pet owners better understand their furry pups and kittens. But what's so special about that? We here at Lemondrop are also skilled animal psychics -- and we're pretty sure we're as good as any professional. After all, cats and dogs aren't difficult to figure out -- food, water, shelter, petting