This week at my Mommy and Daddy's for Thanksgiving. I like them even though they eat like they're 5 year olds.
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Informação
- Local:
- New York, NY
- Data de Nascimento:
- 20 de Dezembro de 1976
Mitch Fatel So glad Thanksgiving is over. No matter how much I love my Mom I can only stand the sexual tension so much.
Mitch Fatel Read story about guy killing 4 relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. Interested to see time he gets. Will def affect my plans next year.
Mitch Fatel Sat at the adult table this year bitches!
Mitch Fatel *excluding Rosie O'Donnell
Mitch Fatel Agree: Gays should be able to marry. Disagree: Guys should kiss on TV. Strongly agree and pray: Gay girls should kiss everywhere.
Mitch Fatel I just bought a $2000 mattress bitches! Double the coils of your mattress. Hate all you want I'll be sleeping soundly while you're doing it!
Mitch Fatel Funniest fan e-mail "Love you, I was about to behead someone but your cd made me laugh so hard I forgot to do it" Khalid Sheik Mohammad.
Mitch Fatel Just got back from the Tampa Bay Bucs game. I ate ice cream. I ate a cheesesteak. I ate a Turkey Leg. I ate a hot dog. I vomited. Repeat.
Mitch Fatel Waffles. F'n love em. All you haters who love pancakes can F yourselves.
Mitch Fatel LOL, my mom just mis-texted me by accident! "My pussy aches for you" LOL. I hope it was a mix-text! TG is going to be embarrassing!
Mitch Fatel Performing in Sarasota at McCurdy's Comedy Theater. Call 941-925-3869 First 100 tix get to spank me and call me Gladys.
Mitch Fatel One fact I'm ashamed of, one fact I'm proud of: I once masturbated on a sleeping girl. I once had sex with an obese girl.
Mitch Fatel What's on your mind?
Mitch Fatel I came so close to having my first wet dream since I was 15 and then the Pilot announced we were landing. Grrrr.
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