The Morning Mash Up

No, it's okay. Really! ;)

Yeah it should be thats not fair =(

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i LOVE your show!!!!!!!! it's my morning fix!!!!!!!! i have to drive 45 min one way to work, and your show is was gets me there!!!

I was a manager at mcdonalds and I had absolutely no idea that I was supposed to check a freezer lock before I left. Well, an employee knew it and made sure it was unlocked and failed to tell me (I thought it automatically locked on it's own...here's to assuming). I got a call in the middle of the night from the manager above me accusing me of ... Read Moreleaving it open so I could come back by later and steal a bunch of meat...well, the lady who unlocked it probably would have done that, she was well known for stealing food and other items...but hello, if I wanted to steal meat, couldn't I have just come by and unlocked the front door and just walked to the freezer...I mean come the hell on! I had all the keys to the store except that one. RETARDED. I was able to prove my point and didn't get in trouble but the manager threatened me and yelled and screamed until I cried. I cried all night and all day! LOL. Then, later she accused me of sexually harassing her...said I was talking about her husband's mini me and also was begging for a threesome, well her husband was a worthless unemployed nasty arse bastard...and she was like...300 pounds, um...no...no threesome wanted there. Thankfully if the lawsuit would have gone through, it would have fallen on their responsibility anyways, because she told them and they didn't fire me. She accused me of this because I sent her home for trying to frame me for stealing...and I didn't want her on my shift, the upper management knew I was going to di it and said it was ok...so she got mad and said I harassed her. What losers. Mywhole life could have been ruined by those accusations!

For grad last year me and a bunch of friends were hanging out in the walmart parking lot wait for our friend to check out the beach make sure it was cop free and soo on so we could go out there but while we were waiting we had a cop showed up at walmart and they asked for all the drivers to show there licence well my friend handed the officer her ... Read Morelicence and the cop looked at her and said this isnt you i need more id and my friend was like yes it is me and we all argued with the cop this is her so on and finally the cop said not this isnt you unless your a man... my friend was so upset. it was aweful

Dude that was hilarious when Ryan or Rich (cant rem which) 4got about taking their car when they went to get their haircut!

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