sydney spotted this bizarrely self-satisfied bit of scripture in a friend’s downtown berkeley apartment building.

says sydney: “i personally think the bible verse adds a nice touch of guilt, but it’s the emoticon smileys that really put the whole thing over the top for me.”

(also…what exactly has the note-writer been doing while holding those keys ransom for the past month? formatting footnotes?)

related: what would jesus do for a klondike bar?