Shortpacked!: Rock this Bitch!
Rock this Bitch!
Shortpacked!: Substituting one old familiar face for another.
Tonight we went to see Ben Folds. Premium seating, SECOND ROW.

Behold my against-the-rules photography! I am a criminal.
(Oh, hey, 95% sure Athena, our hamster, is pregnant. She's nesting, there's a huge lump in her tummy which is MOVING CRAZILY, and she used to be the SMALL one, so uh oh. Which means Boomer is a boy! Make as many Original Series jokes as you like. Us, we're busy getting the cage clean in preparation and deciding whether to keep the little sister-fucker in there.)
Tonight we went to see Ben Folds. Premium seating, SECOND ROW.
Behold my against-the-rules photography! I am a criminal.
(Oh, hey, 95% sure Athena, our hamster, is pregnant. She's nesting, there's a huge lump in her tummy which is MOVING CRAZILY, and she used to be the SMALL one, so uh oh. Which means Boomer is a boy! Make as many Original Series jokes as you like. Us, we're busy getting the cage clean in preparation and deciding whether to keep the little sister-fucker in there.)

