Our Honor Defend: Top Junior Steve Miller Commits to Ohio State

Top Junior Steve Miller Commits to Ohio State
Steve Miller has been a longtime fixture at Ohio State games. Here he is at the 2008 Ohio game.
Yes, it’s officially Miller Time at Ohio State and, yes, this is the opportunity to unleash any and all references to the Steve Miller Band you have. Top junior defensive end, Steve Miller of Canton, Ohio, has just committed to Ohio State.

Steve Miller is one of the country’s top junior athletes and, without hyperbole, might be the best in the state in his class, regardless of position. I knew he was a Buckeye lean. I was fairly confident he would end up as a Buckeye. However, I wasn’t expecting such an early decision. According to the Bucknuts article, it didn’t seem Tressel expected it either. Suffice to say, he was very happy with the news.

Alas, I feel compelled to do this. On October 29th, 2009, Steve Miller took the scholarship offer and will eventually run to Ohio State. If that does not suit him, he may even fly like an eagle to Columbus upon the completion of high school at Canton McKinley. However we express it, it’s clear that no jet airliner will carry Steve Miller too far away. It’s in Ohio that he’s got to stay. Steve Miller is many things. He is a picker. He is a grinner. He is a lover and he is a sinner. He may even play his music in the sun. He’s a joker, not sure about a smoker, but likely a midnight toker. He sure don’t want to hurt no one. Except for other Big Ten quarterbacks… you jokers are on notice.

Wooo. Woooooo.

If I had more time, I’d work in Abracadbra and Jungle Love as well. Remember, I’ll have more than a year to better know him.

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