Jack Chandelier, aka Devon Rocketship, aka Devon Wilkerson was arrested at Heathrow airport yesterday, when he attempted to leave the country, for attempting to smuggle a 50s West Side Story weapon onto a plane.

Mr Wilkerson claimed that he was certain he'd put his already illegal switchblade in his checked luggage, but airport security found this to be untrue when it was found tucked in his carry-on rucksack.

After slight roughing up, and nominal fees, WIlkerson was released, and is expected to leave the country on Friday.