Daniel Rezvani: Status Quo 4 Life!
Status Quo 4 Life!
March 14, 2009
Whats up with Facebook being a bunch of fascists and constantly changing the general layout of things against people's wills? Everyone was just starting to like new Facebook, and then wham! this shit happens. Why do they keep doing this to us? I mean, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, not bothering anyone; and all of a sudden when I logged on to Facebook I see a fucked up home page. At first I thought it was just some shitty internet loading problem, but as it didn't go away I realized the sign on the top talking about changes and whatnot. This pissed me off; no one asked me if I wanted to change the layout of my Facebook, and furthermore, no one told me it was going to happen. After stumbling through the combined confusion of a new layout and leaving my language in pirate English, I came to the following conclusions. Firstly, this new layout sucks, I liked the old one better. Second, I realized what the future stores for us; basically everyone is going to bitch about this for a while in the form of status updates and groups like "if 1,000,000 ppl join we will get old Facebook back, Arnold will win the next presidential elections, and I will streak through Denver!" The bitching will last a month or so until people get bored and\or used to the new layout and stop bitching about it. I'm guessing that once we get used to the crappy new layout, Facebook will change everything again just to fuck with us.
Whats up with Facebook being a bunch of fascists and constantly changing the general layout of things against people's wills? Everyone was just starting to like new Facebook, and then wham! this shit happens. Why do they keep doing this to us? I mean, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, not bothering anyone; and all of a sudden when I logged on to Facebook I see a fucked up home page. At first I thought it was just some shitty internet loading problem, but as it didn't go away I realized the sign on the top talking about changes and whatnot. This pissed me off; no one asked me if I wanted to change the layout of my Facebook, and furthermore, no one told me it was going to happen. After stumbling through the combined confusion of a new layout and leaving my language in pirate English, I came to the following conclusions. Firstly, this new layout sucks, I liked the old one better. Second, I realized what the future stores for us; basically everyone is going to bitch about this for a while in the form of status updates and groups like "if 1,000,000 ppl join we will get old Facebook back, Arnold will win the next presidential elections, and I will streak through Denver!" The bitching will last a month or so until people get bored and\or used to the new layout and stop bitching about it. I'm guessing that once we get used to the crappy new layout, Facebook will change everything again just to fuck with us.
