Top to Bottom: EPISODE FOUR RECAP / SISTER ACT
EPISODE FOUR RECAP / SISTER ACT
31 – Thanks for the Mammaries
Trevor informs Cha-Ching that his plans have been foiled and that Hitler killed himself. Trevor blackmails Cha-Ching for the deed to Asschwitz and all the stolen erotica, revealing his plan to open an Indian gaming casino. Sebastian and his new testicles and Freddy and his new breasts are both released from the hospital. Trevor visits Logan and blackmails him over his part in the Nazi plot in order to get free healthcare and find out why he’s suddenly feeling ill. Logan informs Trevor that he has syphilis, which Trevor believes he got when he had sex with Hitler’s barely dead body. Claude reveals his plan to make blue movies to the ladies at the Golden Pussy. Freddy is deemed unfit for the priesthood with his new breasts. Paul is stunned to find that Fr. Richard O’Toole has been appointed the new priest instead of him. Fr. O’Toole offers Freddy a place at St. Michael’s as a nun. At the Folded Crepe, Sebastian celebrates his first birthday party while beginning to exhibit homosexual tendencies. Giselle cancels the hit on Claude Balls while a mysterious woman spies on the party.
32 – Lady and the Trampoline
The incredibly sexy yet homophobic Rex Rivera applies for the new croupier position at Trevor’s casino. Trevor and Rex discover Borghild still trapped inside Asschwitz and release her, just before he demolishes it. Rex and Trevor meet Jordan Carr’s brother, Nathan, who has taken over Top of the Morning, forcing Trevor to hasten his casino plans. Trevor sells all the stolen erotica so he can fund building the casino as fast as possible. He convinces Claude Balls to buy his last painting in exchange for an as-yet-to-be-named favor. Claude makes his first movie, “Lady and the Trampoline”, a solo project for Hei-Yu. Cha-Ching, Klaus, and Logan mourn the end of their Nazi plans. Cha-Ching reveals to Klaus that he and Logan have been chemically castrating Trevor. Freddy chooses his new name as a nun: Sister Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Jason stops Tony from seducing Sebastian. The mysterious woman continues to spy on Giselle and Michele.
33 – Hello Delhi!
Everyone goes to the grand opening of Trevor‘s new Indian gaming casino Bombay Bottoms. Rex begins work as croupier and receives a strange message from someone on a two-way video watch. Tony continues his conquest of Sebastian, despite Jason’s maneuvers to block him. Michele visits the restroom, has an altercation of some sort, and returns in a new dress and with a less pronounced accent. Sin and Eva meet Borghild and decide that they should all be best friends. El Chupacabra arrives and unsuccessfully tries to break up the gambling. While Claude gloats over the success of “Lady and the Trampoline”, two bloodthirsty ninja-geishas in Japan see Hei-Yu’s performance on the Internet. After closing, Trevor takes Rex to the Pacific Rim to rub his newfound success in Cha-Ching’s face. Rex disappears through the trapdoor while Cha-Ching offers Trevor a special “mojito”. Rex explores the sewer, looking for an Artifact while talking to the man on his watch. After twelve mojitos, Trevor worries that he may be impotent. In the cemetery, Sin, Eva, and Borghild decide to resurrect a new evil man from the dead. They capture El Chupacabra so they can use his body as a host and unmask him. Trevor visits Fr. O’Toole, seeking spiritual guidance for his impotence but refuses the priest’s sexual advances. Fr. O’Toole visits Nathan at Top of the Morning, who supplies him with opium. He reveals a plot to drug his parishioners with opium during mass so that Nathan can search for the missing stolen erotica. Nathan produces one painting—Trevor’s wedding present to Jordan and Skylar.
34 – Backdoor Lover
Everyone on the Boulevard gathers for Fr. O’Toole’s first mass at St. Michael’s. Cha-Ching continues to supply Trevor with more mojitos to chemically castrate him. Giselle starts to question Michele’s strange new attitude. Sebastian realizes he’s gay and accidentally comes out to the entire parish. While everyone is at church, Rex searches Bombay Bottoms for Trevor’s paintings but is interrupted by Nathan attempting to do the same. Rex’s boss informs him via video watch that he must seduce the whereabouts of the paintings out of Trevor. Sin begins the ceremony to open a portal to Hell inside Drake and have one of the dead possess him. His screams prevent Fr. O’Toole from drugging the parishioners as everyone runs outside to find that Alexis has possessed Drake. Her will to return to the land of the living is so strong that she punches her way out of Hell, through Drake’s ass. She returns from Hell ten dress sizes bigger and everyone lets her know they still hold a grudge from her past misdeeds. Alexis attempts to get romantic with Drake, who has been revealed to be El Chupacabra to the public and turned gay again due to the pressure of Alexis’s “return” on his prostate. Paul catches Nathan offering Fr. O’Toole more opium.
35 – How Trevor Got His Erection Back
Alexis is horrified to discover The Tea Bagger has been turned into a Jewish deli and plans to change it back. A disgruntled Michele tells Giselle that she wants to get married. Tony and Sebastian start to have sex but the act causes Sebastian to remember that Jason tried to rape him while he was in his coma. Rex clumsily tries to seduce Trevor, who informs him that he can’t have sex since he has syphilis. Paul tells Trevor that Nathan is Fr. O’Toole’s drug dealer. Rex visits Logan at the hospital, demanding he cure Trevor’s syphilis. Trevor harasses Nathan. Alexis visits Drake at the hospital, who is undergoing rectal reconstructive surgery, and professes her love. Drake tells her that has rejoined the police force and intends on finally taking her down for her various crimes. Rex follows Logan to the Pacific Rim, who warns Cha-Ching and Klaus about Rex. Rex learns that Trevor doesn’t have syphilis and that Cha-Ching and Logan have been chemically castrating him instead. Claude plans to make Dickensian porn and starts shooting his next movie, “Oliver Twat”. Trevor tries to find a bar off the Boulevard that will serve him alcohol and runs into the ninja geishas on the pier. He visits the new sports bar Jacques but is forcibly thrown out of the heterosexual establishment. Rex reveals the secret behind Trevor’s impotence and forces him to choose between drinking and sex.
36 – Durand Durand
Michele forces Giselle into marriage by threatening to cut her off from sex. Tony tells Jason that Sebastian remembers the attempted rape. Sebastian hires Tony to kill Jason. Rex finds a note from Trevor saying he checked himself into rehab. Trevor wakes up in the rehab facility, a prisoner of Cha-Ching’s. Freddy and Paul overhear Nathan tell Fr. O’Toole that he plans on breaking into Bombay Bottoms again and looking for the paintings while Trevor is in rehab. Paul drags Drake away from his investigation at the Tea Bagger to stop the robbery only to find no one there because Michele forces Fr. O’Toole and Nathan to officiate her wedding to Giselle. Cha-Ching reveals his plan to kill Rex when he comes to rescue Trevor. Freddy informs Rex about the planned robbery, who is outside the rehab facility plotting a way to rescue Trevor. Rex sends Freddy inside and Klaus mistakenly kidnaps him instead of Rex. Alexis redecorates the Tea Bagger and hides Jason from Sebastian. Drake returns and finds Alexis has thoroughly cleansed the place of any possible evidence of a crime. He arrests Paul for wasting police time. Trevor and Rex celebrate his rescue and the end of his chemical castration. Rex’s communicator watch goes off in front of everyone, revealing him to be a spy. He enlists Trevor’s help to find the “Artifact” that will take down the Church. Trevor refuses sex with Rex now that Rex has earned his respect. Michele drugs Giselle on their wedding night and sneaks off to Jacques, where she reveals herself to be Michele’s evil twin sister Noele who has kidnapped the real Michele and locked her up in the sports bar. Noele explains her plot to avenge the death of her lover Jacques, which she blames Michele for, by taking everything from Michele and then killing Giselle.
37 – Twisted Sisters
Jason elicits help from Trevor in disguising himself so he can better hide from Sebastian. Trevor and Rex start collecting the paintings he had sold to fund Bombay Bottoms. Logan and Klaus tell Cha-Ching to get over his obsession with Trevor and admit defeat. Logan informs them that he has been made Chief of Staff at the hospital and Klaus intends to go back to his journalistic roots and get a job as a reporter. The ninja-geishas Sez-Hu and Bai-Mi arrive at the Golden Pussy and inform Claude that they’ve come to collect their sister, Wai-Mi, whom they believe Hei-Yu to be. Claude tells them they are mistaken despite evidence to the contrary. Hei-Yu refuses to go with them so they offer to help Claude and the ladies finish filming “Oliver Twat”. Jason reveals to Alexis that Sebastian hired Tony to kill him for attempted rape. Tony suggests Jason hides until they can find a way out of his current mess. Noele, still disguised as Michele, tells Giselle that she’s taking her on a honeymoon and gets Giselle to sign a new will before they go. Sebastian spies Jason disguised as a Mexican and chases him to the pier. Both of their families follow and watch in horror as a pirate ship on the lake blows up Jacques while Jason is standing in front of it.
38 – Memoirs of a Ninja Geisha
Klaus pays a visit to the Toluca Lake Gazette looking for a job and the new editor, Sheila Silver, offers him a test assignment to investigate the explosion at the pier. Nathan and Fr. O’Toole inform Trevor and Rex that they have one of the missing paintings. Trevor remembers he sold the last painting to Claude. The geishas tie Claude up naked and reveal that they will shoot the last scene of “Oliver Twat” live on the Internet with Claude in the starring role—his death scene. Trevor and Rex interrupt and are quickly captured by the geishas. Claude recounts the story of how he switched Monica Biltmore’s face with one from the corpse of an Asian girl in order to fake her death and keep her with him. Rex uses his sexiest look on Borghild, which overloads her circuitry, causing her to go berserk and destroy the Golden Pussy and knock out the geishas. An unconscious Michele (who had been imprisoned in Jacques during the explosion) is rescued by the lady pirate Elizabeth and taken aboard the Salty Seaman. She vows to help stop the duplicitous Noele. Alexis and Tony demand Drake do something about the pirate ship but he refuses. He can’t declare Jason dead without a body. Sebastian refuses to have sex with Tony until he knows for certain that Jason is dead. Rex has sex with Borghild while Trevor collects the last painting. Claude turns in the favor Trevor owes him and Trevor blackmails Sin, Eva, and Borghild into helping Claude defeat the geishas. Sin offers to resurrect the geisha’s sister Wai-Mi inside Hei-Yu’s body. The geishas stab Claude in the shoulder as a warning against trickery. Jason washes up on the far shore of Toluca Lake in front of the Toluca Institue of Technology. Tony discovers Jason and the two concoct a plan to re-animate a corpse to use as a doppelganger and blame it for trying to rape Sebastian. Jason opts to become a science professor at TIT while continuing to fake his death.
39 – The DiCaprio Code
“Michele” and Giselle pack and leave for their honeymoon. Elizabeth dresses Michele up as a sexy pirate and they set off to rescue Giselle. Trevor and Rex look over the paintings to decipher the code hidden within them, which leads them to Flamer Falls, a local gay cruising ground in the mountains. Fr. O’Toole and Nathan follow them. Trevor and Rex reluctantly require the help of Fr. O’Toole and Nathan to gain access to the Artifact and the four venture into a secret cave hidden behind the waterfall. Inside, they encounter a giant snake, which Rex kills. They finally discover a small chamber deep within the mountain containing nothing more than a table, a chair, and a small box. Inside the box they discover old copies of Tiger Beat magazine. The quartet quickly realize that the secret that could destroy the Church is nothing more than a “masturbatorium” filled with pictures of hot young boys. Eva takes Claude to the hospital to be treated for his stabbing. Jason and Tony go to the hospital to find a corpse from the morgue for their plan. Tony runs into Alexis, who is there to get her stomach stapled in a bid to win Drake’s heart. Logan knocks Jason unconscious in the morgue. The concussion causes Jason to uncontrollably tell the truth. He asks Logan for a corpse. Fearing being sued, Logan gives Jason the corpse of Monica Biltmore—a memento he needs to ditch now that he’s Chief of Staff. Sheila reads Klaus’s story on the explosion at the pier and hires him fulltime. She sends him on his next assignment: to follow up a tip at City Hall. Drake makes a deal with Paul to release him from jail and help him get his job back at St. Michael’s if he in turn helps find proof of Alexis’s crimes. Paul convinces Alexis to hire him on at the Tea Bagger while she’s recovering from her gastric bypass and then convinces Logan to botch her surgery in order to keep her in the hospital longer.
40 – The Re-Animators
Elizabeth sees an infuriating newspaper headline about Trevor Hudson, her brother. She and Michele arrive at the Folded Crepe but learn from a confused Sebastian that she should be at her honeymoon in the mountains with Giselle. Meanwhile Giselle and Noele arrive at the Stickett Inn ski lodge. Noele ties Giselle to the bed and sedates her. Paul takes Drake to the Tea Bagger to search for evidence against Alexis. Sebastian visits and Drake realizes if he can prove that Alexis was behind his rapid aging, he’ll have what he needs to arrest her. Klaus stops by City Hall and meets Mayor Ebony Blade’s assistant, Dean Santiago. Dean tries to put Klaus off from seeing the mayor by having sex with him in the office. Tony and Jason bring Monica’s corpse to the science lab at TIT where Jason has built a machine to bring her back to life. Tony fears there may be something wrong with Jason’s brain since he still can’t stop telling the truth. Elizabeth and Michele arrive at the Stickett Inn to find Giselle unconscious. Before they can free her, they are interrupted by Noele. Noele announces she plans to kill all three of them. In the cemetery, the geishas kill Hei-Yu so that Sin can perform a complete resurrection of their sister. Wary that she doesn’t have enough power to do so, Sin performs the ceremony anyway. She is successful and the geishas attempt to kill her and Borghild. Jason switches on the machine to resurrect Monica but it quickly overloads. The resulting surplus energy explodes out of TIT and hits the mountains surrounding Toluca Lake, causing a gigantic avalanche that buries the entire town.
Trevor informs Cha-Ching that his plans have been foiled and that Hitler killed himself. Trevor blackmails Cha-Ching for the deed to Asschwitz and all the stolen erotica, revealing his plan to open an Indian gaming casino. Sebastian and his new testicles and Freddy and his new breasts are both released from the hospital. Trevor visits Logan and blackmails him over his part in the Nazi plot in order to get free healthcare and find out why he’s suddenly feeling ill. Logan informs Trevor that he has syphilis, which Trevor believes he got when he had sex with Hitler’s barely dead body. Claude reveals his plan to make blue movies to the ladies at the Golden Pussy. Freddy is deemed unfit for the priesthood with his new breasts. Paul is stunned to find that Fr. Richard O’Toole has been appointed the new priest instead of him. Fr. O’Toole offers Freddy a place at St. Michael’s as a nun. At the Folded Crepe, Sebastian celebrates his first birthday party while beginning to exhibit homosexual tendencies. Giselle cancels the hit on Claude Balls while a mysterious woman spies on the party.
32 – Lady and the Trampoline
The incredibly sexy yet homophobic Rex Rivera applies for the new croupier position at Trevor’s casino. Trevor and Rex discover Borghild still trapped inside Asschwitz and release her, just before he demolishes it. Rex and Trevor meet Jordan Carr’s brother, Nathan, who has taken over Top of the Morning, forcing Trevor to hasten his casino plans. Trevor sells all the stolen erotica so he can fund building the casino as fast as possible. He convinces Claude Balls to buy his last painting in exchange for an as-yet-to-be-named favor. Claude makes his first movie, “Lady and the Trampoline”, a solo project for Hei-Yu. Cha-Ching, Klaus, and Logan mourn the end of their Nazi plans. Cha-Ching reveals to Klaus that he and Logan have been chemically castrating Trevor. Freddy chooses his new name as a nun: Sister Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Jason stops Tony from seducing Sebastian. The mysterious woman continues to spy on Giselle and Michele.
33 – Hello Delhi!
Everyone goes to the grand opening of Trevor‘s new Indian gaming casino Bombay Bottoms. Rex begins work as croupier and receives a strange message from someone on a two-way video watch. Tony continues his conquest of Sebastian, despite Jason’s maneuvers to block him. Michele visits the restroom, has an altercation of some sort, and returns in a new dress and with a less pronounced accent. Sin and Eva meet Borghild and decide that they should all be best friends. El Chupacabra arrives and unsuccessfully tries to break up the gambling. While Claude gloats over the success of “Lady and the Trampoline”, two bloodthirsty ninja-geishas in Japan see Hei-Yu’s performance on the Internet. After closing, Trevor takes Rex to the Pacific Rim to rub his newfound success in Cha-Ching’s face. Rex disappears through the trapdoor while Cha-Ching offers Trevor a special “mojito”. Rex explores the sewer, looking for an Artifact while talking to the man on his watch. After twelve mojitos, Trevor worries that he may be impotent. In the cemetery, Sin, Eva, and Borghild decide to resurrect a new evil man from the dead. They capture El Chupacabra so they can use his body as a host and unmask him. Trevor visits Fr. O’Toole, seeking spiritual guidance for his impotence but refuses the priest’s sexual advances. Fr. O’Toole visits Nathan at Top of the Morning, who supplies him with opium. He reveals a plot to drug his parishioners with opium during mass so that Nathan can search for the missing stolen erotica. Nathan produces one painting—Trevor’s wedding present to Jordan and Skylar.
34 – Backdoor Lover
Everyone on the Boulevard gathers for Fr. O’Toole’s first mass at St. Michael’s. Cha-Ching continues to supply Trevor with more mojitos to chemically castrate him. Giselle starts to question Michele’s strange new attitude. Sebastian realizes he’s gay and accidentally comes out to the entire parish. While everyone is at church, Rex searches Bombay Bottoms for Trevor’s paintings but is interrupted by Nathan attempting to do the same. Rex’s boss informs him via video watch that he must seduce the whereabouts of the paintings out of Trevor. Sin begins the ceremony to open a portal to Hell inside Drake and have one of the dead possess him. His screams prevent Fr. O’Toole from drugging the parishioners as everyone runs outside to find that Alexis has possessed Drake. Her will to return to the land of the living is so strong that she punches her way out of Hell, through Drake’s ass. She returns from Hell ten dress sizes bigger and everyone lets her know they still hold a grudge from her past misdeeds. Alexis attempts to get romantic with Drake, who has been revealed to be El Chupacabra to the public and turned gay again due to the pressure of Alexis’s “return” on his prostate. Paul catches Nathan offering Fr. O’Toole more opium.
35 – How Trevor Got His Erection Back
Alexis is horrified to discover The Tea Bagger has been turned into a Jewish deli and plans to change it back. A disgruntled Michele tells Giselle that she wants to get married. Tony and Sebastian start to have sex but the act causes Sebastian to remember that Jason tried to rape him while he was in his coma. Rex clumsily tries to seduce Trevor, who informs him that he can’t have sex since he has syphilis. Paul tells Trevor that Nathan is Fr. O’Toole’s drug dealer. Rex visits Logan at the hospital, demanding he cure Trevor’s syphilis. Trevor harasses Nathan. Alexis visits Drake at the hospital, who is undergoing rectal reconstructive surgery, and professes her love. Drake tells her that has rejoined the police force and intends on finally taking her down for her various crimes. Rex follows Logan to the Pacific Rim, who warns Cha-Ching and Klaus about Rex. Rex learns that Trevor doesn’t have syphilis and that Cha-Ching and Logan have been chemically castrating him instead. Claude plans to make Dickensian porn and starts shooting his next movie, “Oliver Twat”. Trevor tries to find a bar off the Boulevard that will serve him alcohol and runs into the ninja geishas on the pier. He visits the new sports bar Jacques but is forcibly thrown out of the heterosexual establishment. Rex reveals the secret behind Trevor’s impotence and forces him to choose between drinking and sex.
36 – Durand Durand
Michele forces Giselle into marriage by threatening to cut her off from sex. Tony tells Jason that Sebastian remembers the attempted rape. Sebastian hires Tony to kill Jason. Rex finds a note from Trevor saying he checked himself into rehab. Trevor wakes up in the rehab facility, a prisoner of Cha-Ching’s. Freddy and Paul overhear Nathan tell Fr. O’Toole that he plans on breaking into Bombay Bottoms again and looking for the paintings while Trevor is in rehab. Paul drags Drake away from his investigation at the Tea Bagger to stop the robbery only to find no one there because Michele forces Fr. O’Toole and Nathan to officiate her wedding to Giselle. Cha-Ching reveals his plan to kill Rex when he comes to rescue Trevor. Freddy informs Rex about the planned robbery, who is outside the rehab facility plotting a way to rescue Trevor. Rex sends Freddy inside and Klaus mistakenly kidnaps him instead of Rex. Alexis redecorates the Tea Bagger and hides Jason from Sebastian. Drake returns and finds Alexis has thoroughly cleansed the place of any possible evidence of a crime. He arrests Paul for wasting police time. Trevor and Rex celebrate his rescue and the end of his chemical castration. Rex’s communicator watch goes off in front of everyone, revealing him to be a spy. He enlists Trevor’s help to find the “Artifact” that will take down the Church. Trevor refuses sex with Rex now that Rex has earned his respect. Michele drugs Giselle on their wedding night and sneaks off to Jacques, where she reveals herself to be Michele’s evil twin sister Noele who has kidnapped the real Michele and locked her up in the sports bar. Noele explains her plot to avenge the death of her lover Jacques, which she blames Michele for, by taking everything from Michele and then killing Giselle.
37 – Twisted Sisters
Jason elicits help from Trevor in disguising himself so he can better hide from Sebastian. Trevor and Rex start collecting the paintings he had sold to fund Bombay Bottoms. Logan and Klaus tell Cha-Ching to get over his obsession with Trevor and admit defeat. Logan informs them that he has been made Chief of Staff at the hospital and Klaus intends to go back to his journalistic roots and get a job as a reporter. The ninja-geishas Sez-Hu and Bai-Mi arrive at the Golden Pussy and inform Claude that they’ve come to collect their sister, Wai-Mi, whom they believe Hei-Yu to be. Claude tells them they are mistaken despite evidence to the contrary. Hei-Yu refuses to go with them so they offer to help Claude and the ladies finish filming “Oliver Twat”. Jason reveals to Alexis that Sebastian hired Tony to kill him for attempted rape. Tony suggests Jason hides until they can find a way out of his current mess. Noele, still disguised as Michele, tells Giselle that she’s taking her on a honeymoon and gets Giselle to sign a new will before they go. Sebastian spies Jason disguised as a Mexican and chases him to the pier. Both of their families follow and watch in horror as a pirate ship on the lake blows up Jacques while Jason is standing in front of it.
38 – Memoirs of a Ninja Geisha
Klaus pays a visit to the Toluca Lake Gazette looking for a job and the new editor, Sheila Silver, offers him a test assignment to investigate the explosion at the pier. Nathan and Fr. O’Toole inform Trevor and Rex that they have one of the missing paintings. Trevor remembers he sold the last painting to Claude. The geishas tie Claude up naked and reveal that they will shoot the last scene of “Oliver Twat” live on the Internet with Claude in the starring role—his death scene. Trevor and Rex interrupt and are quickly captured by the geishas. Claude recounts the story of how he switched Monica Biltmore’s face with one from the corpse of an Asian girl in order to fake her death and keep her with him. Rex uses his sexiest look on Borghild, which overloads her circuitry, causing her to go berserk and destroy the Golden Pussy and knock out the geishas. An unconscious Michele (who had been imprisoned in Jacques during the explosion) is rescued by the lady pirate Elizabeth and taken aboard the Salty Seaman. She vows to help stop the duplicitous Noele. Alexis and Tony demand Drake do something about the pirate ship but he refuses. He can’t declare Jason dead without a body. Sebastian refuses to have sex with Tony until he knows for certain that Jason is dead. Rex has sex with Borghild while Trevor collects the last painting. Claude turns in the favor Trevor owes him and Trevor blackmails Sin, Eva, and Borghild into helping Claude defeat the geishas. Sin offers to resurrect the geisha’s sister Wai-Mi inside Hei-Yu’s body. The geishas stab Claude in the shoulder as a warning against trickery. Jason washes up on the far shore of Toluca Lake in front of the Toluca Institue of Technology. Tony discovers Jason and the two concoct a plan to re-animate a corpse to use as a doppelganger and blame it for trying to rape Sebastian. Jason opts to become a science professor at TIT while continuing to fake his death.
39 – The DiCaprio Code
“Michele” and Giselle pack and leave for their honeymoon. Elizabeth dresses Michele up as a sexy pirate and they set off to rescue Giselle. Trevor and Rex look over the paintings to decipher the code hidden within them, which leads them to Flamer Falls, a local gay cruising ground in the mountains. Fr. O’Toole and Nathan follow them. Trevor and Rex reluctantly require the help of Fr. O’Toole and Nathan to gain access to the Artifact and the four venture into a secret cave hidden behind the waterfall. Inside, they encounter a giant snake, which Rex kills. They finally discover a small chamber deep within the mountain containing nothing more than a table, a chair, and a small box. Inside the box they discover old copies of Tiger Beat magazine. The quartet quickly realize that the secret that could destroy the Church is nothing more than a “masturbatorium” filled with pictures of hot young boys. Eva takes Claude to the hospital to be treated for his stabbing. Jason and Tony go to the hospital to find a corpse from the morgue for their plan. Tony runs into Alexis, who is there to get her stomach stapled in a bid to win Drake’s heart. Logan knocks Jason unconscious in the morgue. The concussion causes Jason to uncontrollably tell the truth. He asks Logan for a corpse. Fearing being sued, Logan gives Jason the corpse of Monica Biltmore—a memento he needs to ditch now that he’s Chief of Staff. Sheila reads Klaus’s story on the explosion at the pier and hires him fulltime. She sends him on his next assignment: to follow up a tip at City Hall. Drake makes a deal with Paul to release him from jail and help him get his job back at St. Michael’s if he in turn helps find proof of Alexis’s crimes. Paul convinces Alexis to hire him on at the Tea Bagger while she’s recovering from her gastric bypass and then convinces Logan to botch her surgery in order to keep her in the hospital longer.
40 – The Re-Animators
Elizabeth sees an infuriating newspaper headline about Trevor Hudson, her brother. She and Michele arrive at the Folded Crepe but learn from a confused Sebastian that she should be at her honeymoon in the mountains with Giselle. Meanwhile Giselle and Noele arrive at the Stickett Inn ski lodge. Noele ties Giselle to the bed and sedates her. Paul takes Drake to the Tea Bagger to search for evidence against Alexis. Sebastian visits and Drake realizes if he can prove that Alexis was behind his rapid aging, he’ll have what he needs to arrest her. Klaus stops by City Hall and meets Mayor Ebony Blade’s assistant, Dean Santiago. Dean tries to put Klaus off from seeing the mayor by having sex with him in the office. Tony and Jason bring Monica’s corpse to the science lab at TIT where Jason has built a machine to bring her back to life. Tony fears there may be something wrong with Jason’s brain since he still can’t stop telling the truth. Elizabeth and Michele arrive at the Stickett Inn to find Giselle unconscious. Before they can free her, they are interrupted by Noele. Noele announces she plans to kill all three of them. In the cemetery, the geishas kill Hei-Yu so that Sin can perform a complete resurrection of their sister. Wary that she doesn’t have enough power to do so, Sin performs the ceremony anyway. She is successful and the geishas attempt to kill her and Borghild. Jason switches on the machine to resurrect Monica but it quickly overloads. The resulting surplus energy explodes out of TIT and hits the mountains surrounding Toluca Lake, causing a gigantic avalanche that buries the entire town.