Dear Facebookers,

Firstly, and in customary fashion, heartfelt apologies for being so tardy in my communication. It's been two full days since last we spoke. I am a bad person and am currently whacking myself round the head with a dead slipper to teach myself a lesson.

That said, no sooner have I popped into your inbox than I'm about to slip off again (cue heavier slipper beatings). After ten days out of eleven on the road I'm pretty weary and need to save my energies for the bloodbath that London promises to be.

With best wishes,

LG.

Greeting from the Diff of Car,

I've slipped into a quiet pub with Jeeves near the centre of the town to facilitate the grabbing of a plateful of foodstuffs. Only this has been somewhat hijacked by a local man who, for want of a better term, is talking seven degrees of nonsense in our general direction. He's talking right now but Jeeves and I have taken an executive decision to stop nodding politely and just get on with our business.

"Babylon is crashing" according to the local man.

Two netbooks gone thus far today.

"You should be recording everything I say," says the local man.

I'm going to cut this short. Just wanted to stop by and say hi ("Hi").

Next stop Bristol.

Laters,

LG

Dear FB friends,

Like, wassup?

This end - and forgive me the repetition - but things are a little on the hectic side. I'm just catching a bite (or should that be a byte) and then I'm heading Aston way. I have a couple of locations in my sight up there, not least the school attended by OO, the P of D.

For those of you who are in Birmingham today, remember that the next netbook becomes available from 3pm. All you have to do is find me. I look exactly like the bloke on the homepage and on all the photos, only more handsome.

Best,

LiveGuy (more handsome in person)

Howdo Facebookers,

What you up to? Having a nice Saturday? Are you indoors or out? What you doing later?

Sorry for all the questions. One weary LiveGuy tapping into his netbook. I'm nearly at the end of the first week of LiveGuying and WHAT A WEEK it's been. Exhausting and exhilarating in equal measure, I come out the other end with a big smile on my face - as do 23 others who have won netbooks this week. One more to be won in the online competition tonight then we start all over again on Monday in Birmingham.

I'm going to leave you to your afternoons and Sundays but I'll be backatcha on Monday.

All the best from the man they call Mr LiveGuy.

Laters...

Dear Facebook utilisers,

Boy-oh-boy-oh-boy it's a hectic job being LiveGuy but someone's got to do it. And I guess that since I am LiveGuy it's best if it's left to me.

Today in Leeds has been fast, furious and freezing. All three netbooks have been won, with another up for grabs to the person who can pinpoint where I'm going to be at 6pm. In the bath wouldn't be a bad option but a LiveGuy never shirks his responsibilities and there will be a clue posted shortly.

Join me in Manchester tomorrow, either electronically or in person if you can.

TTFN

Monsieur L'Guy

Dear Facebook fiends,

What gives? I trust all is swell with you.

Unless you've been avoiding all newspapers and CNN you'll know that I'm in Liverpool today. Ah, Liverpool: The Beatles, The Zutons, Ken Dodd, the list is endless. There is material aplenty for me to feed off.

So that's what I'm off to do - feed.

Sorry to be so brief but you know how it is. I'm planning to spend most if not all the afternoon in the centre of town. Hope to see - then run away from - some of you later.

All the beast,

LiveGuy

Dear Facebook friends,

A big hello from LiveGuy. How are things your end? I hope all is well. If it's not, just pretend it is. That should do the trick.

Another busy day hence my belated message. You wouldn't believe how hectic things are this end - though in a good way. The bad news for me, however, is that three netbooks have gone again today which means I'm losing 9-0 after three days. I don't know whether you know this about me but I hate to lose. For this reason I'll be raising my game in Liverpool tomorrow. Mark my words. Go on. mark them.

That's all for now. Best press on.

All the best,

Mr L Guy

Dear Facebook friends,

How are you? I trust you are well. Do let me know, either way.

Boy-oh-boy what a beautiful it’s been here in Glasgow: crisp, fresh, bright and clear. The kind of day that makes you glad to be aliveguy. Or just alive. I wish I had longer here but needs must and, just like the Littlest Hobo, I have to keep moving on. Just wanted to stop by a spread a little love.

All the best,

LG

My dear Facebook friends,

Greetings. I feel I have somewhat neglected you today so please accept my humblest apologies.

Quite a day it's been today, too, which in part explains my oversight. I offloaded three out of three netbooks by about 4.20pm with only the online netbook up for grabs. This leaves me with mixed feelings - pleased for those who won but annoyed at being rumbled not once, not twice but thrice. Plus I had to turn two people down! Still, there's always tomorrow...

That's all for now. Have a great eveningand let's catch up tomorrow, eh?

All best,

LG