Do you have the sketchiest profile on Facebook? Do you know someone that does? Send a link to thefacebookbook@gmail.com. The "winner" will receive a "prize".

Do you have the sketchiest profile on Facebook? Do you know someone that does? Send a link to thefacebookbook@gmail.com. The "winner" will receive a "prize".

here are The Facebook Book's "friends":

*The Official Preppy Handbook
*The Hipster Handbook
*Book Collectors
*NPR

here are The Facebook Book's "friends":

*The Official Preppy Handbook
*The Hipster Handbook
*Book Collectors
*NPR

Pros: more money, crazy sound f/x, chance to win a presitigious Grammy for Spoken Non-Fiction In a Humorous or Otherwise Light-Hearted Vein

Cons: you should "hear" the book in your own voice, our voices will get hoarse

Neutral: no effect on the price of oil

Pros: more money, crazy sound f/x, chance to win a presitigious Grammy for Spoken Non-Fiction In a Humorous or Otherwise Light-Hearted Vein

Cons: you should "hear" the book in your own voice, our voices will get hoarse

Neutral: no effect on the price of oil

So some random hater named Ben Mezrich is writing some sort of crazy book accusing the Zuck of founding Facebook just to get girls. Yeah, ok, Ben Mezrich, it's pretty obvious you know less than crap about genius.

Did it ever occur to you that when Michelangelo was painting all those hot naked babes in the Sistine Chapel he was probably dipping his brush in the oil on the side? It's a well known fact that Marcel Proust only wrote his books to score Parisian chicks, and if they had been any good he might have succeeded.

Besides, Gentle Ben, what of it if Zuck and co did want a little amorous remuneration for their hard work and brilliant efforts? Sex is still the noblest reason a social networking website was ever created. The following are the startup stories of several Facebook also-rans--and exactly as true as your book.

Friendster: Founded to offset a massive gambling debt inccurred by betting on Gary Hart in '84
LinkedIn: Founded to research cheap and effective ways to market cigarettes to teenagers
Classmates.com: Founded to supply coded messages to Enron executives, messages which gave them directions to strip clubs
Orkut: To funnel money to the French government
MySpace: To buy Rupert Murdoch the world's last condor egg...which he later Faberged.

So some random hater named Ben Mezrich is writing some sort of crazy book accusing the Zuck of founding Facebook just to get girls. Yeah, ok, Ben Mezrich, it's pretty obvious you know less than crap about genius.

Did it ever occur to you that when Michelangelo was painting all those hot naked babes in the Sistine Chapel he was probably dipping his brush in the oil on the side? It's a well known fact that Marcel Proust only wrote his books to score Parisian chicks, and if they had been any good he might have succeeded.

Besides, Gentle Ben, what of it if Zuck and co did want a little amorous remuneration for their hard work and brilliant efforts? Sex is still the noblest reason a social networking website was ever created. The following are the startup stories of several Facebook also-rans--and exactly as true as your book.

Friendster: Founded to offset a massive gambling debt inccurred by betting on Gary Hart in '84
LinkedIn: Founded to research cheap and effective ways to market cigarettes to teenagers
Classmates.com: Founded to supply coded messages to Enron executives, messages which gave them directions to strip clubs
Orkut: To funnel money to the French government
MySpace: To buy Rupert Murdoch the world's last condor egg...which he later Faberged.

I just made a friend who lives all the way in Portland, Oregon. This thing is really catching on.

I just made a friend who lives all the way in Portland, Oregon. This thing is really catching on.