The Angry Czeck: Obama to celebrate Veteran's Day by "Going Commando."
Obama to celebrate Veteran's Day by "Going Commando."
In an ultimate display of freedom, President Barack Obama announced that he would attend to the duties of the Oval Office today sans underwear.
"In honor of the men and women whose courage defends this nation's freedoms, I am going commando today," stated Mr. Obama at a White House press conference.
"In honor of the men and women whose courage defends this nation's freedoms, I am going commando today," stated Mr. Obama at a White House press conference.
Obama declares freedom in his pants today.
As a shocked press corp attempted to process both the information and the graphic mental display it conjured, Mr. Obama continued with his tribute, "As you know, freedom is not free. Sacrificing my undergarments for one day is the very least I can do."
Not everyone was impressed by the President's sacrifice.
"We're just one 'not-enough-shakes' from a public embarrassment!" stated a red-faced Mike Huckabee.
However, many of the Nation's prominent fighting men appreciated the President's gesture.
"Hell," said retired General Weasley Clark, "I go commando every day! Keeps the old ballistic missile at the ready, if you know what I mean."
Still, aired out concerns about Mr. Obama's unique display of patriotism.
"We can only hope that Mr. Obama doesn't exercise a pocket veto today," said a flushed Sarah Palin.
Special Thanks to special guest contributor, Blue Streak Studio