David Cross
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Location:
Atlanta, GA
Birthday:
April 4, 1964
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David Cross!Created on September 23, 2008 at 2:00pm
 
Rocky Pajarito

Rocky Pajarito Happy Time Harry his self

Naveen Mathew Varghese

Naveen Mathew Varghese Will you be doing a show in Toronto anytime soon?

Cameron Whitaker

Cameron Whitaker you've been crossed ma'man!

Lance Thierry

Lance Thierry I eat squagles sandwiched between a round bagel,, hmmmmmmmmmm bready goodness!

Robert Cotton

Robert Cotton David, why won't you return my calls?

Chuck Patton
Chuck Patton
because you think jeff foxworthy is funny, also you sound pretty faggy that might be why.
Tue at 7:40am
Robert Cotton
Robert Cotton
I am not a homosexual. Gay is a sin.
Tue at 7:42am
Brad Benge
Brad Benge
I'm from Oklahoma...so I know what you mean, Robert. Oklahoma is the most respectable state in the union. We keep our raincoats closed.
Yesterday at 7:42am
Robert Cotton

Robert Cotton This man touched me in my special place and then threatened me not to tell anyone.

Michael Mendez

Michael Mendez That Cross is some kind of something. Boy, this Cross is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Cross is. Overrated.

Robert Cotton

Robert Cotton And another thing - snorting cocaine near Obama - not cool. This cross is a dangerous risk to national security and the moralnfabric of our great nation. Shame on him and shame on YOU for visiting his FB page.

Toni Allen
Toni Allen
Hilarious!
Tue at 12:18pm
Jonathan
Jonathan
Robert....on behalf of everyone with a sense of humor, thank you for being your own punch line.
Yesterday at 9:15am
Brad Benge

Brad Benge Hey,
David. Greetings from Haarlem, Netherlands. Currently touring as sound
engineer for an Australian guitarist. You give a shit.

Really love the book. Well, have the book and the audio. I must say
that I think allot of the humor comes from your perfectly understated
reading of the text.

Robert Cotton

Robert Cotton Instead support good comedians such as Jeff dunham, Larry the cable man and that dude on tv.

Toni Allen
Toni Allen
Well then allow me to apologize for being so forward, Father Cotton. And yeah, vaginas are icky. I dunno how all men everywhere aren't gay. I would be if I had a penis.
Tue at 12:40pm
Robert Cotton
Robert Cotton
I forgive you but only if you say 10 hail marys. Penises are icky to. In fact, the human body is nothing but the devil's playground and therefore disgusting.
Tue at 12:47pm
Robert Cotton

Robert Cotton Don't support this comedian. He offends Jesus and he is a stupid jerk.

Lucy Wakefield Dagen
Lucy Wakefield Dagen
Didn't realize Jesus runs to you every time someone hurts his feelings. Thanks for sticking up for the supposedly all-powerful being that controls the entire universe. You are a superstar, buddy. He appreciates your help. He told me so.
Mon at 8:59pm
Chuck Patton
Chuck Patton
david cross is extremely funny Robert. Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist and his stuff is cheeky at best. You guys have your comedians and the "rest of us" have ours, nuff said.
Tue at 7:31am
Michael Veda

Michael Veda David.....Just saw 'Year One', Dig the Scott Stapp Look......."You got the Goods son".....:P

Andrew Castellow

Andrew Castellow LEAVE DAVID ALONE!

Panton

Panton
I was at the Atlanta show. David, I am a huge fan. Love Mr. Show - got
the DVDs. Love your prior tours - have the cds etc. You are a talented
and skilled comedian. I looked forward to your Atlanta show like no
other show in recent memory. It was a great show - hilarious material.
BUT, you let a couple hecklers throw you of...f your game. Come on, you're a pro. It seemed like you came to Atlanta ready to hate it. It's
the butt of some of your funniest bits - I get it - I live here. Or,
was it the hecklers? Whichever, by the end of the show, when you almost
quit without finishing your final bit, I was reminded of the name of
your prior tour - I believe it was your first tour cd - suyfb. Every
great comedian gets a few hecklers. Did I mention you're a great
comedian? Suck it up and stay on your game. . . . I thought you might
appreciate some straight talk, instead of all the ass kissing.
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