Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe The holiday time is tough for sales out here in Adventureland, talk about cut-throat competition.

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe This Halloween I had 23 trick or treaters... boy am I full!

October 31 at 10:36pm
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Halloween is coming up. How offensive! People dressing up in masks and parading about. Masks were MY thing, I started them!

Nathan Soto

Nathan Soto Any rainy day specials?

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Fiesta Night! Hips and Salsa! (Side of Guaca-mole 50 cents).

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe We welcome Skipper Gerry to Facebook. In his honor we'll be serving New York steak.

September 3 at 9:46am
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe
But it's extra lean?
September 4 at 10:13am
Donna

Donna Just for you, Trader Sam!

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Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Here's some food for thought... am I wearing underwear?

August 18 at 5:00pm
Mark
Mark
Nope...I looked...you also don't have something you should have down there too!
August 18 at 5:14pm
Christine Kelsey
August 18 at 5:59pm
Glenda Werner
Glenda Werner
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 18 at 6:03pm
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe The other day I saw the strangest thing in a Jungle Cruise boat. Some sick man had shoved his hand up the back of a dead bear he had skinned and was pretending to drive the boat. To add insult to injury to the deceased bear he have him a miniature skipper hat and a pink polka dot scarf!

August 13 at 8:09am
Jay Sabicer
Jay Sabicer
Stay away from the mushrooms, Sam. Had a similar experience a year ago and I still feel a little like Syd Barrett.
August 13 at 8:15am
Kelly Small
Kelly Small
I wish they had a LOVE THIS/ OBSESSED WITH THIS option
August 13 at 8:43am
Randall Pollock
Randall Pollock
but it was so funny watching go around the jungle telling all the lame jokes we do
August 13 at 10:25am
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Went to Jack in the Box for the first time. Apparently I was mistaken... I was wondering how they were going to fit him in.

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe thinks the Jungle Navigation should combine two to their weaker boats into one super boat. Suggestion: Amazon Belle + Irrawaddy Woman = Amazon Woman!

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Introducing the Indiana Jones ladies' night special: 1/2 off steaming hot, extra lean beefcake (it's mostly bologna).

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Come see our friends tonight at the Maverick Theatre in Fullerton for Skipper Stand Up! www.skipperstandup.com (They think they're funny so try to laugh).

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Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Summer time with dad! Pop-sicles on sale now!

July 21 at 11:03pm
Eric Fiero
Eric Fiero
i'll take a case!
July 21 at 11:04pm
Jay Sabicer
Jay Sabicer
Got any good wines, some Man-ischewitz, perhaps?
July 21 at 11:08pm
Justin Arthur