
Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe The holiday time is tough for sales out here in Adventureland, talk about cut-throat competition.

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe This Halloween I had 23 trick or treaters... boy am I full!

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Halloween is coming up. How offensive! People dressing up in masks and parading about. Masks were MY thing, I started them!

Nathan Soto Any rainy day specials?

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Fiesta Night! Hips and Salsa! (Side of Guaca-mole 50 cents).

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe We welcome Skipper Gerry to Facebook. In his honor we'll be serving New York steak.

Donna Just for you, Trader Sam!
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Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Here's some food for thought... am I wearing underwear?

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe The other day I saw the strangest thing in a Jungle Cruise boat. Some sick man had shoved his hand up the back of a dead bear he had skinned and was pretending to drive the boat. To add insult to injury to the deceased bear he have him a miniature skipper hat and a pink polka dot scarf!

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Went to Jack in the Box for the first time. Apparently I was mistaken... I was wondering how they were going to fit him in.

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe thinks the Jungle Navigation should combine two to their weaker boats into one super boat. Suggestion: Amazon Belle + Irrawaddy Woman = Amazon Woman!

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Introducing the Indiana Jones ladies' night special: 1/2 off steaming hot, extra lean beefcake (it's mostly bologna).

Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe Come see our friends tonight at the Maverick Theatre in Fullerton for Skipper Stand Up! www.skipperstandup.com (They think they're funny so try to laugh).
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