th Aga Muhlach Experience formed in December 1995. Toti thought of th name. Lexi didn't like th name @ first. Their first practice took place in a condominium @ Magallanes. Their first show was sponsored by Blue Ice Beer, which is tasteless and no longer exists. Th original lineup was Toti D., Diego C., MZA, Myrene A., and Lexi Z., who all met eachother @ NU107 when th Internet didn't even fucking exist, all right!

After maybe 5 gigs, Toti D. and MZA got in a fistfight over something nobody now remembers. No hard feelings. Toti left th band, and Diego's childhood friend Mike D., who hits insanely hard, stepped in, completing what many consider 2B th band's classic lineup. They played maybe 5 more gigs and den broke up in May 1996. MZA went back to th USA; Lexi moved to Australia; Mike, Myrene, and Diego went on to form a supergroup called Sandwich w/ Raimund Marasigan of th Eraserheads and sensitive beefcake Marc Abaya.

In their brief lifetime they played perhaps 30 different songs, none of which were their own--save "Aga Muhlach's Refrigerator", which was pretty much a rip-off, too. Very few flippies seemed to mind th band's lack of originality. A lot of dancing took place.

They used stage names for no reason: Thurston Muhlach, Joey Muhlach, Poly Muhlach, Pedro Muhlach, Aga Muhlach ... It made them feel more like a family, perhaps.

Every couple years, MZA would return to th MNL, and Aga Muhlach Experience would play a reunion gig. On one of these occasions, mysterious guitar ace Lloyd Muhlach joined th band and taught them a thing or two about music. He could play any song after hearing it once. After th gig, MZA donated his shitty guitar to Lloyd, whose own guitar before that was even shittier. Lloyd Muhlach smiled behind his hair, said thank you, got on a bus, and disappeared forever. Nobody knows what happened to that dude.

In 2002, Raimund M. became th Aga Muhlachs' latest temporary second-guitar player. He also brought a toy raygun to th table and put it to good use during what would turn out 2B th band's most LEGENDARY performance--12 January 2002 @ Mayric's. Midway through th band's fourth and final song--Huggy Bear's "Her Jazz"--MZA attempted a stunt of which he has no memory, and in th process landed headfirst on Mayric's concrete floor, sustaining a hairline fracture of his skull. Blood spurted out of his right ear as he lay unconscious until th song's end. Future celebrated film auteur (and honourary Muhlach) Quark H. rushed MZA in th backseat of his car to UST Hospital, conveniently located just across th street from th club. Quark did good that night. MZA recovered fully, though he'd permanently lost a little bit of hearing in his right ear.

Th band wouldn't play again for five years, during which time its ex-members in Sandwich ascended to Absolute Rock Stardom and quit their day jobs. In February 2007, Th Aga Muhlach Experience played three songs completely unrehearsed @ Saguijo in Makati and didn't mess up.

Sources close to th band report that they are playing a show even as we speak, in th near future, th remote past, th remote future, whenever flippies are dancing most stupidest. (read less)

th Aga Muhlach Experience formed in December 1995. Toti thought of th name. Lexi didn't like th name @ first. Their first practice took place in a condominium @ Magallanes. Their first show was sponsored by Blue Ice Beer, which is tasteless and no longer exists. Th original lineup was Toti D., Diego C., MZA, Myrene A., and Lexi Z., who all met eachother @ NU107 when th Internet didn't even fucking exist, all right!

After maybe 5 gigs, Toti D. and MZA got in a fistfight over something... (read more)