When Alana Levandoski was born in a small town that nobody has ever heard of, she did not come out singing (or rather squawking) about man's existential concerns. She had long shocks of dark hair and dark eyes that smiled and she seemed to think that life was not so bad. Except she was afraid of bugs. In particular, due to that simultaneous seven sting scenario, she was rather afraid of wasps. She was also afraid of the little bugs that fly into your bathtub on summer nights.

It was then at the age of three, leaping out of the bathtub screaming, that she became a streaker and consequently discovered that when you do funny things, it makes people laugh.

This was the beginning of a series of entertainments that naturally did not evolve into more streaking (so far as the general public will ever be concerned) but rather evolved into Alana beginning to write songs as a teenager. And after many attempts at writing a good song Alana Levandoski became an actual songwriter and entertainer in her twenties.

Still to this day she chases the evasive song and the thrill of entertaining an audience, but is discovering that the more seriously you take something the less attainable it is.

Alana hopes that Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States and also likes strawberry smoothies, red wine, prairie sunsets, long walks by herself under the silvery, wintery moon and would love to own a motorcycle.



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When Alana Levandoski was born in a small town that nobody has ever heard of, she did not come out singing (or rather squawking) about man's existential concerns. She had long shocks of dark hair and dark eyes that smiled and she seemed to think that life was not so bad. Except she was afraid of bugs. In particular, due to that simultaneous seven sting scenario, she was rather afraid of wasps. She was also afraid of the little bugs that fly into your bathtub on summer nights.

It was then at t... (read more)