
Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke of the Week: Why are harps like elderly parents? Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars. See you all in 2010!

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Joke of the Week: It's a video this week. Also, don't forget to get your tickets to the Holiday Pops this Friday. There is limited seating remaining. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKgBdrsqv js

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Barnes & Noble Book Fair supporting the Friends of the Annapolis Symphony. Mention code #10022242, December 14 - 20, and Friends of the ASO will recieve a percentage of all your purchases. All Barnes & Noble in the US qualify.

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Join the Friends of the ASO this sunday, Dec 13th, for Read Between the Wines at the Loews Annapolis Hotel at 2pm. Meet your favorite authors while enjoying wine and appetizers. Tickets are available online at www.annapolissymphony.org or by calling 410-263-0907.
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Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Maryland Hall for the Creative Arts 801 Chase Street, Suite 204 Annapolis, MD 21401 Box Office: 410.263.0907 Administration: 410.269.1132

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke of the week: Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke of the Week: Q: Why is the French horn a divine instrument? A: Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke(s) of the week in honor of Thanksgiving: 1. Why did the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks. 2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.

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HOLIDAY POPS
ASO with The Boston Brass
José-Luis Novo, Conductor
Back by popular demand, The Boston Brass joins the ASO in our annual celebration of the holiday season. Buy your tickets early. This one-night only concert is sure to sell-out! The renowned Boston Brass will perform fiery arrangements of classic holiday... favorites. Their exciting repertoire with breathtaking harmonies span the musical divide to captivate audiences of all ages and tastes. Together with the ASO they produce an unmatched sound that will light a fire for your holiday season.
Tickets may be purchased online at www.annapolissymphony.org or by phone at 410-263-0907.
Time:8:00PM Friday, December 18th

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke of the Wk:Definitions of some musical styles:JAZZ-5 men on the same stage all playing different tunes. WORLD MUSIC-A dozen types of percussion all going at once. OPERA-People singing when they should be talking. CLASSICAL-Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad. FOLK-Endless songs about shipwrecks... in the 19th century. BIG BAND-20 men who take it in turns to stand up + a drummer.

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Maestro Novo will be on "Midday with Dan Rodricks" on 88.1 FM on Tuesday November 17 during the 1:00 - 2:00 time slot. Tune in.

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As you sip and snack, browse the books for this year's holiday giving. Meet and talk with best-selling authors. Ask authors for suggestions and autographs. Find a gift that's a legacy in the making. Brighten someone's future. Support your local creative arts community. Strengthen the bond between music, art and l...iterature. Enjoy history, nature, gardening, cartoons, children's books, illustrators, critics, and reviewers' ideas.
Tickets: $25 before event/$30 at the door.
Tickets can be purchased by calling 410-263-0907 or online at www.annapolissymphony.org, or by mailing checks to FASO, PO Box 1974, Annapolis, MD 21404
Time:2:00PM Sunday, December 13th
Location:Loews Annapolis Hotel

Annapolis Symphony Orchestra Joke of the Week: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise.


















