Apostrophism

Kevin sends in this sign from Davison, Michigan. He says, A new store opened in my town…and their sign has bugged me ever since. Well, Kevin, may I suggest that you find a tall ladder and some whiteout? Your community needs your service! Seriously though, that is a creepy weird font.

Jalopnik has this hilarious photo from aautomotive specialty products trade eventposted. Reminds me of these classics…

I was born in this town and have spent most of my life here. And yet, despite the fact that I was checking signs and such for errors starting around age 3, I have never seen anyone refer to Naples as just a Naple.

FedEx’s international shipment screen has a helpful little help box to explain Pro Forma Invoices. Unfortunately I still don’t know what the f they are because I’ve been laughing at this error (it *is* an error, right? I’m not missing something huge?). Thanks Carole!

So this one time, three weeks ago, a valet in Miami Beach managed to get my car into a minor MINOR collison with a passing truck, and then chased said truck through Miami Beach, at which point the super-not-so-helpful Miami Beach public safety people informed me that there was no recourse for me...

Janelle sends in this fantastic poster from a bar in Toronto. She says: This one hurts me physically. Although, apparently I am a glutton for punishment, because I really want to see the menu! Ah, Janelle, we should be friends. We’re obviously both grammar masochists. ...

I am celebrating with blingees!

Consider the apostrophe. It is one of the smallest elements of the English language and yet it is so powerful that it can convey ownership as surely as any deed or contract. It can conjure up the state of being as surely as any philosopher.

I am often torn between my desire to uphold grammar and spelling standards and my love of making up new words. The people who created this product clearly feel the same way...

Ok this company has been tweaking my blood pressure for a while. I drive by their building every day going to and from work, and just haven’t stopped yet to take a picture (in, uh, four years). First of all, the apostrophe, obviously. Which they have painted this way on, like, 10 trucks. ...

April’s awesome pic of a warning, from…where? For some reason this looks like a mini golf course to me. Not sure why. NO DRIVE THROUGH’S! TOO LOOK AROUND!

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