
Dale Gribble Raw Ceviche from a moving truck. What went wrong?

Dale Gribble WINGO!!!

Dale Gribble That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid!

Dale Gribble On Keyboard, The Big D...Rusty Shackleford!

Dale Gribble If I wanted to watch my wife on Super Bowl Sunday, I would've married Fran Tarkenton.

Dale Gribble Whatcha got under the foil, Mr. Party Pooper? Some party poop?

Dale Gribble Excuse me, do you know if these gloves are good for killing a man?

Dale Gribble .....1000 fans...... this must be the doing of Octavio!!

Dale Gribble Look how straight the lines are on the highway. A man could get highway hypnosis like that.

Dale Gribble What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.

Dale Gribble Enacted in 1966, the Freedom of Information Act — or FOIA — gives any citizen the right to request access to federal agency records or information. It's what I used when I took on the IRS for disallowing my status as a tax-exempt church.

Dale Gribble I met your mother at the kissing booth. Even with the taste of 200 boys on her lips that kiss was magical.

Dale Gribble If all you're goin' on is my confession, forget it, I'm simply not credible.

Dale Gribble ..... sounds like helicopters. UN helicopters.










