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Torpor: A form of inactivity, torpor is a state when an animal ceases movement for part of the day and drops its body temperature in order to conserve energy. Some animals, including newts, can enter this state for a longer period of times months and this is the more commonly known hibernation...

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Dear Dr. Newt, Do you think that I should kill myself? Signed, Unsure about life.Dr. Newt delicately tries to help a youth contemplating suicide.

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Dr Newt looks into what everyone’s talking about. 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video.

Dear Dr. Newt, Will you blend? Signed, Internet blender salesman

Dr Newt looks into what everyone's talking about. 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video.

Dear Dr. Newt,Will you blend?Signed,Internet blender salesmanA blender salesman asks the eternal herpetological question of Dr. Newt.Looking for answers about this episode? Its funnier when you know what's going on

Blend: To mix into a fine paste. To see demonstrations of blending, check out the Will it Blend? advertisements for Blendtec.

Dear Dr Newt,I have a 1967 Buick Skylark that I have taken on as a restorationproject. The body's in pretty good shape, the interior's got some dryrot, but should be easy to reupholster. My problem is that I can'tfind parts for the transmission...

1967 Buick Skylark: A car.Skylark: A bird.

Dear Dr. Newt,Do you think that I should kill myself?Signed, Unsure about life.Dr. Newt delicately tries to help a youth contemplating suicide.

Watch all the craziness of Captain Euchre on Tights and Fights

This is a funny series starring a newt.

Dear Dr. Newt,Are you putting on a little weight? Are there baby Dr Newts on the way, or is it just good living?Signed, JimbobpicsA fan rudely insults Dr. Newt's size.- Annotations -

Loblaws: (for non-Canadian viewers) Loblaws is a semi-expensive grocery store chain.

Dear Dr. Newt,My neighbour has been acting suspicious lately. When she first moved in last month, things were fine. She kept largely to herself but seemed nice. But now she's up to something. She's always in my face like she's trying to extract information from me...

Giant Hand: (Same as Big Hand in the Sky. See Dear Miss Pageant note.) Sometimes it needs to be bitten hard.

Marty: Marty went to college with Dr. Newt. He was a real party animal but he and Dr. Newt have had some kind of a falling out. It might have something to do with Marty never returning Dr. Newt's Tupac CD or maybe it has do with all the warrants out for Marty's arrest...

Global Warming: The warming of the globe. Also known as climate change. See smarter people than me for an explanation.Big Light in the Sky: There is a tall, free-standing lamp next to Dr. Newt's tank. It sometimes gets turned off.

She asks a stupid question. There's nothing to explain.

Pipe bomb: A pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device consisting a sealed pipe (usually a short section of steel pipe) filled with explosive materials. The design allows larger explosions from small combustible substances...

Blue balls: A physiological response that occurs when a male's sexual advances are thwarted by an unwilling partner. The result is a sharp pain in the testicular region due to vasocongestion. It does not usually present with a rash as Blue Ball describes in his letter...

Are you looking for the kind of advice show that offers a unique perspective each and every time. The answers to the questions of the ages that haunt us all. From a Doctor, a Newt no less, who understands the strange and funny ways of the giant hand in the sky...

Dear Dr NewtI have two webbed toes on each foot my friends want me to slit it apart what should I do?Sincerely,Web Toed WeirdoA young man has issues with his mutant toes.

Dear Dr. Newt,Isn't your advice show basically just a ripoff of Ask a Ninja?A viewer accuses Dr. Newt of being a rip-off artist.Don't understand things in this video? Try the Annotated Episode Glossary.