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From Duckling to SwanCreated on April 2, 2008 at 3:11pm
Recent Press of MeUpdated on March 27, 2008 at 7:54am
 
Michael

Michael Are you back? Is it true? I have been going through withdrawals...even talking to Tomato...

July 9 at 4:11pm · Report
Julia Richardson Inestroza

Julia Richardson Inestroza Interesting page. now how to get in touch with the Noodle people to talk about asparagus business!?!?!?!

June 3 at 4:39pm · Report
Asparagus
Asparagus
Darling, I've been away...please forgive? What can I do to assist you?
June 11 at 12:48pm
Jan Mitchell

Jan Mitchell It's great with everything!

March 23 at 5:51am · Report
Alex Lawson

Alex Lawson Apparently a female aphrodisiac.....

August 28, 2008 at 4:08am · Report
Michael

Michael don't hate, capital of montana.

July 7, 2008 at 2:07am · Report
Helena L. Iles

Helena L. Iles You make my pee smell.

July 2, 2008 at 10:52am · Report
Michael

Michael oh. p.s. the mayor and I have talked. We're good. Thanks :)

June 17, 2008 at 11:07am · Report
Michael

Michael RA,

I have never had my chin down when I think about you (it's poor table manners, you know).

My dad actually shed a small tear when he realized you would be going off on your fun adventures far away. I won't say where so that any crazy people will be able to find you.

Send me some postcards wherever you go! I look forw...ard to them! And I will definitely hit up White Onion while in Spain.

Oh and of course, give Leek a big hug for me (that is if you and him are still on good terms). I'll miss the big guy.

--PM

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June 17, 2008 at 11:07am · Report
Asparagus

Asparagus Dearest PPM,

Wasn't it, though?? I am still so consistently fabulous that if I hadn't told you my season is over today, you would never even know it, would you??

Your father is darling, BTW. I am so glad I got to know him this year at Noodles & Company, as well as every single one of my 531 (so far!) Facebook fans, not ...to mention the millions and millions of other people who love me but don't know how to use Facebook wll enough to tell me that yet.

Unlike you, my darling #1 Fan--what a fabulous Facebook Fan you've been!!

I am going to miss knowing how much you love me and how much you cling to my every word!!! If I weren't so busy packing my little suitcase and planning my exotic vacation, I'd be incredibly sad. Thank goodness for fabulous future adventures!!

I will try to check in one last time before our last day together is done. Until then, keep your adorable chin up, okay?

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June 17, 2008 at 9:50am · Report
Michael

Michael RA,

That was by far the best dinner I have ever had. It was like reliving the first time I ever had a fresh, fabulous bowl of your featured dish. If I could sum it up in one word it would be: fantastical. Yes, fantastical catches the moment. And thank you for allowing me to be compared to you, if even in a very minute w...ay. One ounce of your freshness lasts a lifetime.

I passed the well wishes along to my dad. He actually cracked a smile! You are so powerful (not to mention the powerful nutrients you have) that you can turn anyone happy. After all, the entire state of Texas is 'rooting' for you.

The next two days will be amazing. Just like you.

See you then,

PM

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June 15, 2008 at 8:09pm · Report
Asparagus

Asparagus Dearest PPM,

They say that everyone looks best in candlelight, but I don't think you could look any better than you did under the ambient lighting at Noodles & Company last night. I will never forget it!! You were almost as fabulous looking as I am!!!

LOL about your dad's personality!!! You know he's just pretending to b...e rotten, right? I know SO many people and vegetables like that, and they're always so SUPER tender inside. Wish him a happy Father's Day for me!!!

Only two more days, my darling #1 Fan!!! Let's make the most of them!!!

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June 15, 2008 at 9:53am · Report
Michael

Michael RA,

I have never NOT had confidence in your abilities. If you were able to get my father, someone who has the personality of a rotten tomato (if tomato could be any more ROTTEN...although have you seen the recent media buzz about him?), to enjoy something, you must be amazing.

If anything, it's good that we have this bre...ak. People need to realize how important you are and your temporary absence (it is temporary, right?) will make them snap out of it. I am focusing on the positive to get through it.

And no matter what happens at our fabulous, fresh, fantastic dinner, I will never forget you! Being your #1 fan, I couldn't let you down like that ya know!

--PM

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June 13, 2008 at 8:20pm · Report
Asparagus

Asparagus Dearest and Most Brilliant PPM,

That proves it. I am going to be totally lost without you!!!!

But I'm not going to think about life post PPM now. Right now, I'm just going to think about being so incredibly fabulous at dinner that you will never, ever be able to forget me!!!

I'm pretty sure I can pull it off, too. After ...all, I've never let myself down before!!!

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June 13, 2008 at 4:31pm · Report
Michael

Michael RA,

It will be the best dinner yet. I am looking forward to it.

LTNS = long time no see
HRU = how are you.
ICEDI = I can't even describe it.

I hope that helps. I am still in shock and having a hard time accepting this. Maybe people really do want what they can't have!!

Well as long as she's happy and out of my hair :)

Se...e you soon! I will be putting my best on. You, naturally, just have to show up and will be as stunning as ever.

See you then,

PM

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June 13, 2008 at 12:30pm · Report
Asparagus

Asparagus Darling PPM,

I KNOW!! I'm as shocked as you are!!

And I have very little information. Here's what her text said:

A,
HRU? LTNS! Guess what? I gt married! ICEDI
Also, had some work done. Looking super hot!
LOLO,
L

I don't know what half of that means!!!

I can't wait to see you at Noodles & Company this weekend. It will be our las...t dinner together for quite a while...

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June 12, 2008 at 7:53pm · Report