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- Members:
- Automusik
Female Rock Unit Number One
Female Rock Unit Number Two
Visual Vewing Unit Number Four - Genre:
- Electronic
- Record Label:
- Chicken Ranch Records
Events
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- Automusik at Club 1808
1808 East 12th Street, Austin, TX
Saturday, January 16 at 9:00pm
Automusik
The musikal entity known as [AUTOMUSIK] will perform in the manner of intelligently trained [ANIMALS] for the singular purpose of providing cost-effective entertainment for [YOU].
[YOU] will also be afforded the opportunity to view the following:
No Mas Bodas:
www.myspace.com/nomasbodas
Robin Rubbermaid:
www.myspace.com/therobinrubbermaidshow
Time:9:00PM Saturday, January 16th
Location:1808 East 12th Street, Austin, TX
Automusik [AUTOMUSIK] had intended to compose a list entitled [AUTOMUSIK’S TEN FAVORITE THINGS FROM THE YEAR 2009], however [AUTOMUSIK] deemed it redundant to write the word [AUTOMUSIK] ten times.
Automusik [AUTOMUSIK] is taking an indefinite leave of absence from creating superior [MUSIK] to focus on copulating with all of [TIGER WOODS’] discarded females.
Automusik Today is [DECEMBER 7], the calendar date when [YOU] should remember the bravery and heroics of [AUTOMUSIK] for enduring the courage and selflessness to point out [YOUR] uselessness
Automusik [VAMPIRES] are not sexy. Being bitten about the neck causes an immense amount of pain, and when [THEY] remove their outer-shirt garment, the [VAMPIRE] would be disgustingly pale due to a lack of sun-induced pigmentation. [PUBESCENT FEMALES] are tremendously stupid.
Automusik If [YOU] have a pleasurable [THANKSGIVING] holiday, please be advised that [AUTOMUSIK] took no part in it since [YOUR] happiness rates of no concern to [AUTOMUSIK].
Automusik Should [YOU] go out and view [OLD DOGS] or remain home and view [WILD HOGS] this week-end? Either way, [YOUR] life is miserable and pointless.
Automusik Stop reading [PITCHFORK]. It only encourages [THEM].
Automusik Hello [LADY GAGA]. [EVERYONE] gets it. Please stop.
Automusik Would [YOU] like to feel substantially inferior to [AUTOMUSIK]? [YOU] can make [YOUR] dreams of insignificance come vapidly true tonight by viewing [AUTOMUSIK] at [THE SCOOT INN].
It has recently come to the attention of the entity known as [AUTOMUSIK] that many of [YOU], being muiskally uneducated and culturally disinformed, have in no small part contributed to the rise and consummation of the vegetable-faced celebrity known as [MILEY CYRUS] either through direct means such...
Automusik Do not forget that [AUTOMUSIK] will be at [THE SCOOT INN] in [AUSTIN.TEXAS], on [THUUSDAY.NOVEMBER.05]. [YOU] will be allowed to look at [AUTOMUSIK], but not allowed to touch [AUTOMUSIK].
Automusik
Consuming [YOUR] disposable time with [AUTOMUSIK] within an enclosed venue for the purposes of socialization and taking in copious amounts of viscous intoxicants is generally considered to be more pleasurable to [YOU] than being continually invaded with an apparatus utilized in the manual propulsion of a small-bodied w...atercraft.
You will also view:
Robin Rubbermaid
http://www.myspace.com/therobinrubbermai
Steppin' Razors
http://www.myspace.com/steppin39razors
Time:10:00PM Thursday, November 5th
Location:1308 East Fourth Street
Automusik [MADONNA] – Contrived Dominatrix Outfit = [RUTH BUZZI] In A Blonde Hair-Wig
